Zsa Zsa Gabor to become a mother at 94

That’s just for minors. Due to Zsa Zsa’s age, the child will born a legal adult.

Legally, she doesn’t have a leg to stand on.

Oh wait…

Hey, her and the baby can be experiencing a lot of the same things at the same time. Like, learning how to work their walkers, shitting their diapers, and putting the teeth that fall out under the pillow for the Tooth Fairy. So, it all works out.

Even more than you think. Prince Fredric himself is adopted, and has no biological connection to any German nobility. According to his Wikipedia page, his father basically paid a member of the von Anhalt family to adopt little Freddie and give him the noble name.