OK, theses people are just silly.
Granted, McDonald’s is lousy food, but inter-riverine bombardment with cephalopod artillery? Outrageous!
Am I the only one who read “A group led by French militant farmer Jose Bove” as “Jose Bovine”?
Now that would make sense.
Tentacles! Why is it always tentacles?
Hmmm…are French farmers ecchi collectors?
Those fiends!
“Ceci ressemble à d’un travail pour Aquaman!”
A “militant farmer.” Snerk. 
“Fetchez Les Octopus!”
Imagine how I feel!
With your tentacles?
And now we’re back to ecchi, again!
When life gives you octopus, you make…octopus nuggets!
“Lyonnaise! Etouffee! Fricassee!”
Does anyone know how to add diacritical marks?
As effective a demonstration as this was, I just can’t see it replacing the Squealing Flaming Pig TrebuchetTM.
Vive la Beak!