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Old 04-26-2002, 09:47 PM
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My Mighty Wang and Balls of Power!

My wang is godly! It is great! Bow to it!
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Old 04-26-2002, 10:00 PM
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Your one way wang!
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Old 04-26-2002, 10:33 PM
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Okay.....


The only reason I'm responding to this thread is due to the title. Move along, nothing to see here...
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Old 04-26-2002, 10:38 PM
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Wang of Ages! My wang has the power of life and death over Earth's population!

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Old 04-26-2002, 10:39 PM
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Has anyone heard of an air shortage in Montana?
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Old 04-26-2002, 10:45 PM
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Thou shalt know the power of the wang. Accept Derleth as your lord!
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Old 04-26-2002, 10:48 PM
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*Kowtows in abject servitude*
There is only one Wang, and Derleth is Its prophet.
There is only one Wang, and Derleth is Its prophet.
(Repeat, ad nauseum.)

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Old 04-26-2002, 11:07 PM
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Wow. I guess the reason it is dark right now is because your wang must be eclipsing the sun

Or is that your ego?
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Old 04-26-2002, 11:22 PM
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is it just me, or are you obsessed with your wang?
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Old 04-26-2002, 11:23 PM
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Chung it.
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Old 04-27-2002, 01:42 PM
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MY wang crushes cities!
MY wang destroys sinners!
MY wang comforts the wangless!
MY WANG IS GODLY AND UNIQUE!

What has your wang done recently?

Check my new wang-enhanced sig!
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"Ridicule is the only weapon that can be used against unintelligible propositions. Ideas must be distinct before reason can act upon them."
If you don't stop to analyze the snot spray, you are missing that which is best in life. - Miller
I'm not sure why this is, but I actually find this idea grosser than cannibalism. - Excalibre, after reading one of my surefire million-seller business plans.
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Old 04-27-2002, 01:50 PM
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You really mean you have a 20 year old computer that can do all that?
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Old 04-27-2002, 02:21 PM
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Your wang wangs like a wanglified wanglification.
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Old 04-27-2002, 06:34 PM
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That's some serious wangitude, there.
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Old 04-27-2002, 06:49 PM
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Wasn't Wana Wang one of Superman's girlfwends?
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Old 04-27-2002, 07:18 PM
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Let me be the first to say

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Old 04-27-2002, 07:35 PM
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Quote:
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Wasn't Wana Wang one of Superman's girlfwends?
Quiet, Elmer.
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Old 04-27-2002, 07:36 PM
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On a related note...
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Old 04-27-2002, 07:36 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Rico
You really mean you have a 20 year old computer that can do all that?
Back in 1981, I worked for the Ball Computer Company (believe it or not, a subsidary of the company that makes Ball Jars) as a quality-control inspector. So I was, officially, a Ball Inspector.

And proud of it. After all, being a Ball Inspector required a lot more intelligence than being a Wang Operator. Any damn fool can operate a Wang.
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Old 04-27-2002, 08:45 PM
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Wang way or another....I'm gonna wangya wangya wangya...

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Old 04-28-2002, 12:34 AM
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Everybody Wang Chung tonight!

OK, I admit it, I was just watching We Are The 80's...
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Old 04-28-2002, 12:37 AM
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I am frightened and confused.
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Old 04-28-2002, 12:51 AM
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I may not be very big around, but at least it's short.





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Old 04-28-2002, 12:53 AM
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And of course that should be IT and not I.
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Old 04-28-2002, 10:55 AM
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[Joey Tribiani Voice]
Or, would you like to pick a Wicked Wang-O card?
[/Joey Tribiani Voice]

Other than that, I'd like to thank Derleth. I haven't laughed this hard in a very long time.


BTW- I'd like to qoute from the Necronomicon (Olas Wangius' Latin translation) Cthulhu and the Great Old One seek to return and reclaim what is theirs. The stone of Mnar will protect you from their servants. But, only the mighty Wang of Derleth can stop the Old One's themselves. Yea, not Cthulhu-who waits and dreams in the deep, nor Yog-Sothoth-the one in all and all in one, not Ithaqua-the wind walker, not Azathoth-the blind idiot god- none can stand before the power of the dread Wang of Derleth!
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