When Monica Lewinsky was testifying about her activities with the President, she said that his private parts had some “distinguishing characteristic.” Have the specifics ever been made public? Does he have a tattoo or a birthmark or what?
Where was I just reading something on this? The “distinguishing characteristic,” according to the article I read, was that it curves. If I can find the article I’ll post a link.
I think that it was called Pirone’s disease, or something like that - it is supposed to curve (to the left?). I also seem to remember that Paula Jones testified that his tool, when fully erect, was about five inches long and as thick as a finger. And this on a 6 foot 200+ pound man. Just call him “bugdick.” You know, that might actually explain a lot. No wonder he didn’t want the truth to come out.
This web site is a conservative news forum, so I don’t know how impartial they are.
But at this page http://www.freerepublic.com/forum/a174283.htm there is what seems to be a reprint from an article from the
Toronto Star Washington Bureau
April 4, 1998 By Kathleen Kenna
It was Paula Jones, not Monica Lewinsky, who made the comment about “distinguishing characteristics.”
When the case came to trial, though, she had dropped that assertion. It may have just been a comment to the press that got played up.
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It’s spelled “Peyronie’s.”
Here’s more information. Peyronie’s disease: curvature of the penis
And the rumor is that Clinton has it … . I’ve also heard that he has vitiligo, so he can be referred to as “spotted dick.” 
However, I have no, um, first hand information on any of this, thanks be to god.
your humble TubaDiva
The Brits serve a dessert dish called “spotted dick.” I believe it’s pudding studded with currants.
Uh, I’ll just have the blueberry pie, thanks. And a coffee, black.
Uke
I’ll never look at English cuisine the same way again. Actually I heard he got tar on it when he was ten but I might be thinking of Pinto in Animal House.
I believe it was Michael Jackson who had the vitiligo on his privates, remember after that unpleasantness with the underage boy a few years back he disappeared into a clinic for a mysterious addiction to painkillers? More like a mysterious urge to remedy the coloration of the old ding-dong, if you ask me, and no one has. As for Clinton’s curvature of the dick, doesn’t that condition make intercourse painful or impossible? Leaving oral sex a viable option?
Speaking of Michael Jackson, I heard his old song “Pretty Young Thing” recently.
It seems a lot creepier now that when it first came out. “You know I love you, pretty young thing. . . .”
I suppose that would depend on the severity of the curvature.
And what’s the deal with a thread on Clinton’s penis being started by someone named **Ken[/]?!?
Otto, I have no idea what your previous post means. Am I too slow today to get the joke?
Er, Ken, Mr. Clinton had a few problems with another Ken, KenS to be more specific.
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Michael Isikoff’s new book, ‘Uncovering Clinton,’ mentions that Paula Jones said that the item in question was bent. She also said that she had only seen it for a second.
Her lawyers decided that this meant he had some weird condition that makes a guy bend, I forget what it’s called. They appear to have overlooked the possibilities that he was only half turned on, or that she had seen wrong.
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It’s a fine state of affairs when we SD’ers are reduced to contemplating the physical characteristics of the president’s tallywhacker. (Would “weehonker” be more ‘presidential?’)
Would my male member be more memorable (drowning in m’s here…) if I were to arrange an oral sexual encounter while talking to my senator on the phone?
I don’t know why fortune smiles on some and lets the rest go free…
T
This is probably not what Otto meant, but my first thought was of Mattel’s Ken, who only has a lump.
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Quote from jwg:
Whether intentional or not, this supposition is pretty funny.
I suppose Bob Dole’s dingle curves to the right.
The Dave-Guy
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Bob Dole’s dingle doesn’t do much of anything absent chemical stimulation.
Based on the above descriptions, maybe Paula did not see his schlong at all but what she saw was a cuban he had tucked away for later and had gotten a bit bent.
Jeffery