I am posting from the state of:

[Contestant #3]

Ohio

How about you?

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Contestant #3

[MrKnowItAll]

Kentucky. This of course accounts for most of my "typos".

[ellis555]

vermont. it's quite simple, you see; new hampshire is the upside-down one.

[Imthecowgodmoo]

confusion. Its 9:46 on a Saturday, I'm supposed to be in bed for another 4 hours!! DAMN HAY FEVER!

Actually, Ohio.

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[Gilligan]

Also Ohio.

[Drain Bead]

Ohio. Are there really that many of us, or is it just that we all have no lives?

[Pooch]

delusion...Japan....anarchy....japan....grace

[sly]

Michigan.

Let me get this straight. Gilligan spent years and years on a tropical deserted island trying to get home to Ohio?

[Gr8Kat]

Oregon! Yay

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"I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it," Jack Handy

[Ringo]

Tejas

[Gail]

Nevada but I was born and raised in Toledo, Ohio.(actually Perrysburg township, for you north west ohioans.

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Gail
"Any major dude with half a heart surely will tell you, my friend--
Any minor world that breaks apart falls together again...."
-Steely Dan

[jazzmine]

Idaho. Help, the Ohioans are taking over the board. .

trisha

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He who joyfully marches in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice - Albert Einstein

[mr john]

Anarchy,conny melad, and I am expanding the boundaries as we speak.
Hola, escarabajo. También, qué parte es usted from?(agradece le,
pequeños pescados de la confusión.)
Not to worry Jazz ,lot's of them moved down here with beatle and me,they wasn't so bad once they converted.
And now in honor of the creator of this topic,which is evolving even now, a special sig line,complete with gratuitous cheap shot;

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" Emulate the duck,no matter how severe the rains blow down, he ignores them and lets them roll off his back.The same however can be said of the jackass when the blows rain down."-mr john

[handy]

Confusion.


IE: California, the granola state, whats not fruit and nuts is flakes.

[Holly]

Texas! Howdy, y'all!

[Leslie]

Washington. But I married an Ohioan.

[Mr. Blue Sky]

Georgia, or, if you're in a bad movie set IN Georgia (ie: Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil, Gone With the Wind, et al) it would be pronounced Jaw-Ja.

[mr john]

Dear tengu&trumpy,
i couldn't find a Binks in Joejuh, I tried to Caliphoneya,but i just got an Illinoise.Please ,shoot me and put me out of my Missouruh.
your friend,
Ms john
PS.Howdy,Holly,how yew? we gainin on um.

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"Pardon me while I have a strange interlude."-Marx

[Zyada]

Texas of course! Couldn't y'all tell from my accent?

mr. john -

Fort Worth is where the west begins, Dallas is where the east peters out. - Will Rogers

(Had to get a little Ft. Worth/Dallas rivalry in there)

[Lessa]

Massachusetts

[OldBroad]

Colorado -- Boulder, in fact. The town nestled firmly between the mountains and reality.

[mikan]

Boulder -- isn't that where Mork from Ork landed?

[pluto]

Washington.

I grew up in eastern Washington but now I work for a large airplane manufacturer in western Washington. (I actually work on the defense side of the business. Bombs 'R Us!) Spent some time in Illinois, glad to be back in the Pacific Northwest.


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"non sunt multiplicanda entia praeter necessitatem"

[robertfhm]

Long Island, We think we're a State

[Contestant #3]

The tally so far:

tie 1. Ohio (4)
Texas (4)

tie 3. California (2)
Washington

tie 5. Kentucky (1)
Vermont (1)
Michigan (1)
Oregon (1)
Nevada (1)
Idaho (1)
Georgia (1)
Massachusetts (1)
Colorado (1)
New York (1)

oh yeah...somebody answered ...Japan




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Contestant #3

[According to Pliny]

Handy, Jess, shame on you! You know California isn't a state! It's a republic! Just look at the flag!

[Bluepony]

Florida. The panhandle, a.k.a. L.A. ("Lower Alabama")

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"...send lawyers, guns, and money..."

Warren Zevon

[pricciar]

Uhoh, I can't say California.
I will just have to say what I told my Mom to put down when she filled out a form that asked where I was.
whereabouts unknown. presumed asleep.

pat

[funneefarmer]

New York, and having Long Island as a seperate state is fine with me, in fact take NYC with you when ya go.

[Jorge]

Torpor, aka Hawaii (occasional posts from elsewhere out hereabouts...)

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"Proverbs for Paranoids, 1: You may never get to touch the Master, but you can tickle his creatures."
- T.Pynchon, Gravity's Rainbow.

[Fretful Porpentine]

North Carolina. And I wish to state once more that we do NOT all vote for Jesse Helms.

[Lissa]

Ohio, as well.

[topolino]

Kentucky. In about a month from now, I'll be a citizen of...

OHIO! I just MUST live in the homestate of Dick, Sally, Harry, and Tommy Solomon .

[gypsy]

Ontario, Canada....but hey I am across the bridge from Michigan and spend an awfully lot of time in there.....
You can count me in as Michigan

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Unforgiven

[Sylence]

Insanity.


(aka Colorado)


-- Sylence

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"A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, 'Wish you were here'." - Steven Wright

[Byzantine]

Intoxication. Can't believe no one used that one yet!

Utah A pretty, great state.




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The moon looks on many flowers, the flowers on but one moon.

[Monty]

PapaBear: every state in the Union is a republic (at least, it's required by the federal Constitution to have a republican form of government).

BTW, I'm posting from California and thus Fort Worth isn't where the west begins...it's back East!

[Persephone]

Advanced pregnancy. Coping with it in Flint, Michigan. That's roughly at the base of your right thumb.

[Czarcasm]

Orygone to hell in a handbasket.

[MrKnowItAll]

It occurs to me that I may have to withdraw my earlier statement. Kentucky, after all, is a commonwealth, not a state.

[Doobieous]

Yo soy del estado más bonito en los Estados Unidos....California.

Yup, California here. So who is ahead now?

[timmar68]

Hello from Wisconsin! Want some cheese?

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MaryAnn
Sometimes life is so great you just gotta muss up your hair and quack like a duck!

[Mac]

FL, Pensacola
Hey bluepony what part ?

[Erroneous]

Victoria, Australia. Originally from Arizona though...with a little bit of Oklahoma thrown in as well.

(not sure that this counts, seeing as I've made all of three posts on these boards...what can I say? I like to watch )

[Neil]

Ohio.

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Neil

". . .they could as easily have been carrying euphoniums and wearing war paint for all the notice their quarry would have taken of them."
-Douglas Adams, "Life, the Universe, and Everything"

[topolino]

Damn, we Buckeyes (well, I'm still in pre-Buckeye status) should have a party or something. There certainly are alot of us.

[Drain Bead]

Yes, and the one other Columbus native that I'm aware of hasn't posted to this thread yet. Actually, he doesn't post to this board much at all, but I've seen a few from him recently.

[SkeptiJess]

California

[Kamino Neko]

Trumpy - Jaw-ja? Jaw-ja Binks?

(Sorry, had to be done.)



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Last words of General John Sedgwick

[Kat]

Caffeine-induced euphoria. Or Illinois, take your pick.