To lekatt something or pull a lekatt means...

To lekatt something or pull a lekatt means…

I think that Lekatt’s determined efforts to remain in ignorance and spread it despite and in spite of logic and facts, and his use of false personal anecdotes for what has been reported as over eight years is worthy of naming a bit of internet jargon after him.
What do you think it should mean to lekatt something?

I vote for the " obdurate ignorance and/or propagation of ignorance despite and in spite of logic and facts" definition.
What about you?

For references just search these forums for Lekatt and any of these terms:’ psychic, near-death experience, afterlife, proof
AND/OR
visit his website @ ndeweb.com

Just for the records: In Swedish lekatt means weasel.

No, I think that lekatt is the unit of measurement on the official scale of how far one has his head up his ass. This is not necessarily a measure of distance, but rather a measurement of the committment a person has to cramming the whole head up his ass. Much like the Richter scale, the lekatt scale is logarithmic, but the maximum value is 1 lekatt.

So, practical examples-

Jesse Jackson- probably .5-.6 lekatt.

George W. Bush- .9 lekatt.

Lekatt- 1 lekatt.

Is there a specific thread, or is this just a “General Principles” Pitting?

That trainwreck in GD on Contact with the great Beyond-

Here

There are other examples of Lekatt’s lekattness/ lekattity besides Contact with the Great Trainwreck. If you’re really curious just perform a search for Lekatt’s name. You’ll find numerous examples. And there is his own web site.

So I guess this is just a general principles pitting.

I am serious about creating a term for this sort of behavior to commemorate his obdurate ignorance.
I’m gonna use it. If anyone asks me what the hell I’m talking about I’ll just cite this thread here in the Pit.

Can we expand it a bit and have Lekitten for people who only have a touch of the problem?

Lekatt.

Alas no: That’s a lokatt (I must admit that I allowed myself some poetic licens when I translated it as weasel. The correct translation is stoat or ermine, but for some reason I thought that weasel had a better sound to it).

Hmm… “To Lekatt” sounds a little stiff… How about “Lekatting”?

Though I like the sweedish translation, too… :slight_smile:

Omg, I just used that term in that sense exactly in another thread in GD… talk about synchronicity. (I must be psychic :wink: )

“Obdurate ignorance and/or propagation of ignorance despite and in spite of logic and facts” is good but I don’t think it covers it entirely… there is still that element of new-agey hidden knowledge he hints at that would “seem so obvious” to anybody who just agreed with him.

you know… the whole “All knowledge is based on guesses, you still have much to learn” bit.

Actually I find Lekatt’s posts to be inciteful, intelligent, and well-reasoned.

Bwaaaaaaaahahahaha! Just yankin’ yer chain.:smiley:

Actually, I’m prepared to admit that aliens of Sigma Nebula IV temporarily took control of your mind and made you write that.

At least, no-one will ever be able to prove that they didn’t and anyone who tries is a close-minded fascist bastard trying to muzzle my right to free speech!

Hell, i just figured he took a nap and woke up with a dream that became an NDE. It’s happened before, wait…no…it must’ve been a dream because how could that fucking be possible? Hmm. Unless you’ve stuck your head up your Lekatt and Lekatted yourself into self-delusion.

(I’m all for using Lekatt the way the smurfs would. Instead of swearing, replacing it with the word Lekatt. )

Lekatt off!
You are the biggest Lekatthole
Would someone please clean up that pile of doglekatt on the Petco floor before someone sues.
Etc…etc…

Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it

Enjoy,
Steven

you understand my problem as to how to define the term

How about:
Obdurate ignorance and/or propagation of ignorance despite and in spite of logic and facts on the basis of ostensibly superior or greater knowloedge

“It’s taking longer than we thought” indeed…

SimonX I think your definition needs to include an element of self-delusion bordering on mental illness.

There are many on these boards and in life who have very strong beliefs for which they have not much evidence, and who are quite determined to maintain those beliefs come what may. But Lekatt goes beyond that. There is something pitiful (as opposed to Pit-able) about Lekatt, when he will obdurately maintain a falsity when that falsity is so obvious that observers are left wondering about Lekatt’s sanity.

Princhester asserting that he is a wiry handsome millionaire babe-magnet is contemptible. Princhester asserting that he has never posted in this thread is pitiful.

Any definition should include a reason why this is a typical Lekatt sign-off:

Perhaps “to lekatt” should include “irrational dreamer with eyes shut and fingers stuck firmly in ears”?

This creature would make a good subject for a Psych paper. Maybe Oliver Sacks could add a chapter to his book, “The man who mistook his wife for a hat.”

From: “purple-sunset” <winter-purple-sunset@proweb.co.uk>
Subject: naked and shivering: become kattein complaint

Date: 1998/11/03
Message-ID: <363e5315.0@news.proweb.co.uk>#1/1
References: <363c2ca0.0@news.proweb.co.uk> <363cfef1.602756708@news.slip.net> <363d2c99.170703111@news.ionet.net>
X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V4.71.1712.3
X-Trace: 3 Nov 1998 00:49:25 GMT, 195.182.164.136
Newsgroups: alt.suicide.holiday
I have written to his ISP, abuse@ionet.net and also to abuse@psinet.com
Apparently ionet is a subsidiary of psinet.
This is what I wrote:…

One of your subscribers, Leroy Kattein, has today made a posting to a
newsgroup alt.suicide.holiday (ASH).