Ask the guy who misunderstands followup posts

I am always misunderstanding people who followup to my posts. I’m sure you’ve met many people like me. If you have any questions about me, or about people like me, just let me know. I’d be glad to answer them.

Do you have any pets?

I’m glad you asked that, Happy. Why, just the other day I went to the grocery store.

Great questions! Keep asking!

Pie?

Oh, not really. Not unless it’s over thirty feet.

If a train leaves Chicago at 7:45 heading East at 70 MPH and another train leaves New York at 8:05 heading West at 60 MPH, who will be the next president of Albania?

Do you know all of the other people?

That’s a really tough question, Q.E.D.. On the one hand, trains have really been important in the building of the US. On the other, Amtrak has been mismanaged for quite a number of years, even before the federal government took it over. It’s a sad thing to think of, but it looks like transporting paying passengers over rails will probably die out if the government doesn’t keep pouring money into the system. And, with the recent dip in the economy, that might be one of the things cut.

Yeah, Salem, that was a great movie.

I’m gonna turn in right now, but ask all you want, and I’ll try to answer as best I can tomorrow.

You know Punoqllads, I can’t see where you have a problem at all. The hair color you’ve chosen is a lovely shade and the plaid would never have gone with the room, anyway.

I’ve never really understood how the waxing and waning of the moon affects the ocean. I know that I can turn to you for a concise, easy to understand explanation. Thank you in advance Punoqllads.

Where are the Snowdens of yesteryear?

What do you think of the weather?

F_X

What do you think of Stonehenge?

How many motorcycles does it take to get to the moon?

Pardon me, but have you any Gay Poupon?
I mean, GREY Poupon.
Damn.

If one hand is clapping in the forest, will the dog still eat his dinner?

Why is the sky blue?

Why do fools fall in love?

Whats the most embarassing misunderstanding of a follow up post that you’ve achieved?