My God (Cecil) have you forsaken us?

Okay maybe a bit over the top, but Lord we need a miracle. The boards are simply overloaded with ignorance. So much that are beloved Mods. and admins are getting stressed to their wits end.

I tell ya the truth, my faith is growing weak. The threads have been pretty pathetic lately. We haven’t seen you on the boards since May 8th I believe it was. I’d cite a link but I know it’d crash. So I’m begging ya…where are you. Are we to fight these poor wretched ignorant posters without a word from our savior.

You can save us can’t you?
Sorry if I’m interrupting you’re vacation Cecil but I know you hear all of our prayers. :wink:

Wait until summer vacation is over.

Cecil is mindful of the rising tide of ignorance and will smite the unrighteous soon. However, right now he is enjoying a little veg time in the hammock and watching the Cubs tank. This fills me with thoughts of futility and waste and puts me in the mood for dealing with the Teeming Millions. See you after Labor Day.

All praise his name! Or something!

Holy Frijoles.

Holy beans indeed!

Good God, errr, Cecil, errr…

I predict this thread will now grow to at least five pages, as everyone rushes to post under Cecil.

Of course, that’s not what I’m doing at all. Nope.

Well, I got there first! So there!

begins building a shrine in this thread

puts up sign Cecil sighting occurred here August 3, 2003

Could a Mod lock this thread before every self seeking(myself, not included) member attempts to post here? Think of the hampsters. Please.:smiley:

I CAN SEE!! I CAN SEE!!

I have come to the shrine and I have brought pie. All hail Cecil!

T-shirts! Get your T-shirts here!

Hi Cece!

Cecil! - I have all your books, please publish another one!

I read your column in the Dallas Observer back in the 80’s, and my first internet experience was reading your column on-line.

I thank you! Enjoy your vacation.

Hey let me in, too!

All hail Cecil!

grovel

Blonde. You get my vote for having it down pat. Great post.

Um…why does Cecil speak of himself in the third person?