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Old 08-16-2003, 11:29 PM
FairyDust FairyDust is offline
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Mr. Mxyzptlk vs. Q

Mr. Mxyzptlk vs. Q. Which of these two mischief-loving powerful beings would win in a battle against each other?

I'd bet my money on Q because his name spelled backwards is still Q.


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Old 08-17-2003, 12:23 AM
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Um, wouldn't that make it a lot easier to trick Q into saying his name backwards?
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Old 08-17-2003, 12:55 AM
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Batman, if he's prepared.


Aw, come on! You know someone was gonna say it.
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Old 08-17-2003, 12:57 AM
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Ah, but Q isn't required to do anything in particular if he says his name backwards.

Let's face it, Mr. M has been getting trounced for ages by a guy Q could wipe out easily if he so wished. The only chance the 5th-dimensional twit has of surviving is if Q finds his antics amusing enough to keep him around.
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Old 08-17-2003, 01:00 AM
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The only thing capable of defeating Q is the Q Continuum. This has been proven over and over again.

I'm afraid Mr. M is hosed.
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Old 08-17-2003, 02:01 AM
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People even nerdier than us have debated this.

I will add that Mxyzptlk in addition to his awesome powers, is voiced by Gilbert Gottfried, and thus could make even Satan cringe. Q has not a chance.
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Old 08-17-2003, 09:24 AM
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But Mxypltk can turn him into a pie!
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Old 08-17-2003, 12:29 PM
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ooh, the Gilbert factor. Good one.
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Old 08-17-2003, 12:42 PM
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Ah.

A battle between two near-omnipotent beings with transdimensional powers so universal, they are indistinguishable from magic.

Even to THEM.

A battle between two beings with powers to shake the pillars of heaven...

...and both of which are still capable of being routinely outsmarted by mere three-dimensional carbon-based mortals.

I'd bet on Batman, frankly.
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Old 08-17-2003, 01:30 PM
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Q's home, when we have seen it. Is boring.

Mxy's fifth dimension, when we have seen it, looks like something Tex Avery drew up while in the depths of an ether/mescaline binge.

Advantage: McGurk.
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Old 08-17-2003, 05:30 PM
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I'm of the theory they're both imaginary critters dreamed up by Mr. Bun.
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Old 08-17-2003, 05:45 PM
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rjung. Either I need to get out more or THAT is the most oblique "Calvin and Hobbes" reference I've ever seen.
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Old 08-17-2003, 07:56 PM
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::clicks on the Mxy link, shudders::

If he's so powerful, why does he appear as a complete twit? Sorry, I'm putting my latinum on Q. (Plus, I'm a Trekkie! )
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Old 08-17-2003, 08:40 PM
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Sisco!


Already happened on DS9
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Old 08-18-2003, 12:42 AM
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Batmite, if he's prepared.
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Old 08-18-2003, 12:52 AM
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Batmite, if he's prepared.
Nuts. I wish I had said that.
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Old 08-18-2003, 02:37 PM
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rjung. Either I need to get out more or THAT is the most oblique "Calvin and Hobbes" reference I've ever seen.
There is no situation that cannot be improved with a "Calvin and Hobbes" reference.
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Old 08-18-2003, 03:09 PM
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I apologize for my ignorance, but what does saying the name backwards mean?
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Old 08-18-2003, 03:19 PM
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rjung. Either I need to get out more or THAT is the most oblique "Calvin and Hobbes" reference I've ever seen.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who was confused by this. I immediately thought of C&H, but said to myself, "That makes no sense in this thread."
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Old 08-18-2003, 03:39 PM
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Mr. Mxyzptlk came to our dimension and started messing around with Superman. The only way Superman could get rid of him was to trick Mxyzptlk into saying his name backwards. Upon doing so, Mxyzptlk would be banished to his own dimension for 6 more months, until he could come back and try again.

And so on, and so on, and so on. Until Mxyzptlk realized that his wife is HOT. Then he stayed home.
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Old 08-18-2003, 11:44 PM
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Batman, if he's prepared.


What does this mean? I've seen these words on several different threads in the Cafe Society. I've only read a few of the Batman comic books and seen a few of the cartoons, but I've never seen or heard these words until I visited the SDMB.

Since we're here to fight ignorance, could someone please explain to me what "Batman, if he's prepared" means?

Thank you kindly.
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Old 08-19-2003, 12:01 AM
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Batman's greatest skill is his ability to prepare for any situation, and use his opponent's weaknesses against them.

So in any hypothetical "Batman Vs. Whoever" fight, the inevitable question is: is he prepared?

I'm on a roll tonight.
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Old 08-19-2003, 12:16 AM
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Batman, if he's prepared.
What does this mean?
Here. This should explain it.

Glad to be of service, friend. Always pleased to help.
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Old 08-19-2003, 01:25 AM
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What does this mean? I've seen these words on several different threads in the Cafe Society. I've only read a few of the Batman comic books and seen a few of the cartoons, but I've never seen or heard these words until I visited the SDMB.

Since we're here to fight ignorance, could someone please explain to me what "Batman, if he's prepared" means?

Thank you kindly.
It's a running joke refering to a belief amongst certain comic book fanboys that Batman can beat anyone as long as he has time to prepare for the fight.
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