How skinny are YOU, and where does it show?

[furtive_farter]

First, I shall detail the precise Manifestation of my sallow and sunken Form:

My Stomach (excluding rather minimal Breasts-which in Actuality often create only two Nipples) shows five pair of Ribs and one rather sturdy Sternum.
When I look at the Ceiling, the back of my Neck makes an unsettling cracking Noise; and my cervical Vertebrae are quite apparent upon my Contemplation of the following:
When I bend my Knees, my Patellae shift and protrude as my body possesses no Resources with which to base them in Cartilage;
My Metatarsals from under paperlike Sheafs of skin during any Flexion of my Ankles;
My Hips also also prominently protrude when they are placed under the slightest Duress.
The Buttocks with which G-d has chosen to seat me also fade upon the Occasion of my standing Erect into a beautiful Display of the Crests of my Femora.

Gentle Readers, kindly elaborate upon your Scrawniness and bask in the warmth of shared Glory in Malnutrition!

[Larry Mudd]

I'm so skinny the wind whistles when it blows past my legs.

Mostly it shows In My Humble Opinion.

[Horseflesh]

So you're extremely obese and skeletal at the same time? You should be able to make some money from Ripley's Believe It Or Not!.

Methinks me smells a troll.

[green_bladder]

..a little big troll.

[Joey P]

...and in she lives in her parents basement.