Due to a freak accident involving a rubberband, a radio-active possum, and Micheal Bolton - I have developed a certain psychic ability. I will now use that gift to answer questions for posters before they actually post… I will attempt to answer them sequentially, i.e. answer the post which will immediately follow mine, prior to moving on to the next one.
Okay… relaxing… relaxing… and… go…
Yes. Check your top left desk drawer.
Where did I put that zip disk?
This is truly incredible.
Just trying to help out…
You should probably see a doctor. The left one is infected.
Dammit, I just knew something was wrong. My left eyebrow has been perpetually arched for weeks now.
Which honey should I take to bed tonight – the one on the right or on the left?
Oooh! Oooh! I’ve got psychic powers too! Really! See…
Scott Baio, but it was a long time ago.
nods sympathetically
1,365. But don’t eat them all at once.
Damn coding…
(and Scott Baio? Honey. I’m sorry. He only LOOKED like Scott Baio…)
How many candy-coated marbles are in my mom’s underwear drawer?
delightful.
I refuse to answer the question. I once had one lodged in my nostril, and their “hotline associate” was not very sympathetic…
Amazing.
How can I clean my lucky golf ball?
Astounding isn’t it? The whistling in the left nostril is incredible.
Twice. Once before you were even born!
Okay… that was very disturbing. (and I didn’t even see it coming)
I need to log out for a while. My thanks to the mods for getting rid of that guy so quickly…
What do you need and who are you grateful to?
Funny. I didn’t get it at first. Thanks for not letting the thread die on that last reply. There are some very disturbing individuals out there. I’m grateful that the mods are so attentive in keeping this board “poster-friendly”. Great job. Now if the hamsters would only pick up from their example.
**Two bananas, a quart of yogurt, and a dozen eggs. **
What’s this slimy mess all over my keyboard?
Ah… yes… I hate to be the one to tell you, but Coldfire did it. Last november.
Should I pit that heinous wench I was arguing with earlier?
My wife had a baby in July. I’m sure it’s not mine. How did that happen?