Ask away.
Where is my bookmark? You know, the purple velvet one I got for my 15th birthday.
Geez, I’m really not sure. Can I get back to you later?
Quick question: How do I stop a fat fire? No hurry, I’ve closed all the doors to limit oxygen.
Wow, that sounds bad. I really don’t know. Sorry.
How long will it take before my kid learns what the flusher on the toilet is for?
Sure. It’s been missing for at least 10 years, what’s a few more?
I could wager a guess, but that’s all it would be.
You sure are good at not having any answers… nods
10+ a few more? Gosh, uh, I’m not really good at math.
Why did my parents have to meet and pro create?
I’ve been training rigorously for years. I can do this all day.
I heard that answer once. I wish I could remember.
You work for the government, don’t you?
I think I got a paycheck once, but I really don’t recall where it was from.
Are you sure it was yours?
I seem to recall there was writing on it, forming a name, but beyond that, I sure don’t know.
How does consciousness arise from the lump of flesh we call the brain?
Also, why does one side of my lavatory seat ALWAYS become detached from the lavatory itself?
Uhhhhhh, huh? That’s a bit beyond me.
What would your answer be to a question for which you have no answer?
HAH! Try to not answer that!