Ask the guy who won't answer the question you ask.

Ask me a question, and I won’t answer it. Now before this thread gets closed as being just obnoxious, I would like to state that I will do my best to answer all of the questions asked, just not with an answer that matches your question.
Fire away

Can I have all your worldly possessions?

If you don’t answer, I’ll just take that as a “yes”, m’kay?

0 or 1

My question: Did you actually think that this joke would be funny the third time (at least) that it’s been done?


What’s green and orange and has 16 legs?

Will you be able to respond to a closed thread?

[sub]Too much serious (and I use that term loosely) “Ask the …”-threads already, guys. Let’s not additionally make them up for the hell of it.[/sub]