Well, nothing I can’t answer!
Won’t necessarily have any truth or relevance, though.
What’s it all about?
V
Ilsa_Lund is a MAN???
I have to varnish some mdf, do I need to seal it first?
V
why cant a guy get a break around here?
Apparently, it is indeed just for the moment we live.
If I am not gravely mistaken.
Probably. Though I haven’t the foggiest what mdf is. Salt. Grain. etc.
It’s a dog’s life, man, and this is a kitty-kat world.
Is it true that half the people in the world are not as smart as you?
Far more than half.
And you’re Average? hmmm
I too, thought I_L was female.
Just thought I’d toss that out.
Do you get in a lot of fights? You know, the whole “Boy Named Sue” syndrome. Only in this case, it’s “Ilsa”.
Are you trying to say that you don’t think Ilsa is a unisex name?
Hey, we’re asking the questions around here!
What do you think about germanium as a potential substitute for silicon as a semi-conductor?
Germanium has less stability in terms of temperature as a long term semiconductor, though silicon-germanium alloy semiconductors should be just fine.
How do I get blood out of the carpet?
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Bissell
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New carpet.
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Blood? What Blood? Oh, you mean the $105000 1787 Chateau Lafitte claret stain! It was a bit young, even for it’s vintage, and I couldn’t *stand *to drink it!
Does the ‘average’ guy like to hold hands with a girl in public?
How long’s your penis?
I don’t mind. Depends on the girl.
This is Ask the Average Straight Guy.
How best to dispose of a hundred thousand (ant) bodies defore the UN find out where I’ve hid them?