The Sex Feud [Closed]

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All these questions will pertain to doing the nasty. Boom-chicka-bow-wow!

So if you get offended by that stuff, stop now.
A. Read all the rules.

B. Post your answers before reading the thread.

C. Post your answers like this:

  1. ANSWER
  2. ANSWER

THAT’S RIGHT! TURN ON YOUR CAPS LOCK!

Do not repeat the questions, but feel free to add extraneous fluff amongst your answers. If you want to add commentary, double space after your tenth answer and do it there.

D. Scoring - as usual, all repeated responses will have their value doubled. If you do not format your responses correctly, you will be punished. I may also hand out a random bonus or penalty, just because that’s how I roll.

E. The game will end either when we have 50 entrants, or when ever I feel like ending it. Gosh!
DID YOU TURN ON YOUR CAPS LOCK? DON’T PUT SPACES BETWEEN THE LINES!

  1. In increments of 3 minutes (3, 6, 9, 12…) how many minutes does a blow job take for ‘completion’?
  2. In increments of 3 minutes (3, 6, 9, 12…) how many minutes does cunnilingus take for ‘completion’?
  3. The average 25-year-old has had how many lovers?
  4. Other than Pizza delivery person, what occupation gets laid by strangers in a porno film?
  5. What is the minimum number of inches a penis needs to be to be considered ‘huge’?
  6. What is sexier: a corset and stockings with garters, or plain white cotton panties?
  7. Average age at which a doper lost his/her virginity?
  8. Other than the bedroom, name your favorite room in the home to have sex in?
  9. Does the ‘average’ doper own a set of handcuffs for sexual reasons?
  10. Zebra, sexy doper or sexiest doper?

11 Pick a number between 1 and 10.

2
  1. 12
  2. 12
  3. 6
  4. COP
  5. 8
  6. PLAIN WHITE
  7. 15
  8. BATHROOM
  9. NO
  10. SEXIEST
  11. 5
3
  1. 9
  2. 15
  3. 5
  4. COP
  5. 8
  6. PANTIES
  7. 17
  8. LIVING ROOM
  9. YES
  10. SEXIEST
  11. 4
4
  1. 15
  2. 18
  3. 4
  4. PLUMBER
  5. 9
  6. CORSET AND STOCKINGS WITH GARTERS
  7. 20
  8. KITCHEN
  9. NO
  10. SEXIEST
  11. 6
    EDIT CUZ IT CHANGES MY CAPS LOCK
5
  1. 9
  2. 246
  3. 6
  4. POOL BOY
  5. 10
  6. PANTIES
  7. 26 (you said Doper)
  8. BATHROOM
  9. NO
  10. SEXY
  11. 7
6
  1. 12
  2. 21
  3. 6
  4. Cop
  5. 10
  6. Panties
  7. 17
  8. Bathroom
  9. No
  10. Sexiest

11 5

7

:smack: I SWEAR THE CAPS LOCK WAS ON.

8
  1. 12
  2. 12
  3. FIVE
  4. PLUMBER
  5. TWO AND A HALF
  6. CORSET
  7. 18
  8. KITCHEN
  9. NO
  10. NEITHER
  11. 3

You can have sex in other rooms? :confused:

9

Happened to me too :confused:

10
  1. SEX!
  2. SEXsexsexsexsex
  3. NIPPLES
  4. WITH MY TONGUE
  5. HILLARY CLINTON
  6. EDIBLE PANTIES
  7. A HORSE
  8. MISS SCARLET, IN THE BILLIARD ROOM, WITH THE CANDLESTICK
  9. DOGGY-STYLE
  10. THE OLSEN TWINS
  11. ABRAHAM LINCOLN
11
  1. 3
  2. 6
  3. 6
  4. BORED HOUSEWIFE
  5. 9
  6. PLAIN WHITE COTTON PANTIES
  7. 20
  8. KITCHEN
  9. YES
  10. SEXY
  11. 7
    ETA: OKAY, MY CAPS LOCK IS ON TOO! WHAT THE BLOODY 'ELL? :stuck_out_tongue:
12
  1. 9
  2. 15
  3. 3
  4. Pool Boy
  5. 8
  6. Corset And Stockings With Garters
  7. 16
  8. Kitchen
  9. Yes
  10. Sexiest
13
  1. 9
  2. 24
  3. 3
  4. Gardener
  5. 12
  6. Plain White
  7. Bathroom
  8. No
  9. Sexiest
  10. 5
14
  1. 6
  2. 9
  3. 5
  4. MAID
  5. 10
  6. CORSET & STOCKINGS
  7. 14
  8. DECK
  9. NO
  10. YES :smiley:
  11. 4
15

  1. 9

  2. 3 (Less, actually. I’m a lucky man!)

  3. 4

  4. NURSES

  5. 9

  6. PLAIN WHITE COTTON PANTIES (On a barely-legal schoolgirl, but that’s neither here nor there)

  7. 17 (Being generous here. A true SnarkMeister would guess “Whatever age they will be next year.”)

  8. KITCHEN

  9. NO

  10. NEITHER

  11. Pi

16
  1. 10
  2. 4
  3. 3
  4. BOSSES
  5. 8
  6. STOCKINGS
  7. 17
  8. LAUNDRY ROOM
  9. NO
  10. TUESDAY
  11. 3
17
  1. 12
  2. 24
  3. 5
  4. HOUSEWIFE
  5. 9
  6. PLAIN WHITE COTTON PANTIES
  7. 15
  8. KITCHEN
  9. NO
  10. uhhh, SEXIEST?
  11. 7
18
  1. 9
  2. 15
  3. 5
  4. Plumber
  5. 9
  6. Panties
  7. 18
  8. Living Room
  9. No
  10. Sexiest
  11. 7

Joe

19

Housewives! What a genius answer! Here i was thinking of all the jobs that VISIT a home, when I should have just cut out that part and focused on the other party- the lonely housewife at home! DUH!

20

Okay, this is fucked up. My caps lock was ON! All my answers were in caps. I’m not insane. Fuck this noise.

Joe