How many people made a love connection with a member of the Straight Dope?
I’m suspecting a few of you have through these conventions you hold.
I’ve had sex with neuro-trash grrrl a few times. Oh, wait…
Here lies Pierre de Fermat. Unfortunately, there is not enough room on this tombstone for a proper epitaph.
My husband has. Does that count? 
Cristi, Slayer of Peeps
I made my husband join a bridge club. He jumps next Tuesday.
(title & sig courtesy of UncleBeer and WallyM7!)
Only in my mind…
What? I only spilled one beer, so you’re going to cut me off? May your eyelids dry up and your eyeballs fall out of their sockets.
This thread can either become VERY amusing or VERY ugly.
Maybe a little bit of both…
I’m in Amsterdam. People don’t get laid over here. We go to church, and once a year, to the carnival. That’s it.
A few??? Where the hell have you been??? Everybody that goes to the meetings gets laid!!! They’re all big, drug-infested orgies!!! You didn’t realize that? Sheesh!
I have chainmail underwear.
:: Kicking back and watching the fireworks… ::
Buwahahahaha!
Wait for Brian to say something, Im sure he can clue you in.
“‘How do you know I’m mad’ said Alice.
'You must be, ’ said the Cat, ‘or you wouldn’t have come here.’”
I have, by TheLION, for 22 years, and hopefully will continue to for at least 100 more.
“Ayesha, Who can bend minds with her spoon” sig. by WallyM7 profile by UncleBeer, thanks guys.
Voted SDMB Biggest Flirt (Female) and Least Shy
I’m saving myself for marriage. 
I’ve gotten laid with Mrs. Rastahomie several times, every which way. I got her drunk at the Springfield gathering, and the sex has been pretty regular since then.
That explains quite bit bit then.
Destroyer of grammar
matser or typos.
Typo artist fo the world Untie!
No comment.
Anyone know of any jobs in Texas, btw?
Lay off the booze, dude. You, of all people, are not fooling anybody. 
This will be a great thread once everyone quits the coy winks and nudges…get to the dirt you sissies!
Cold, you have got to be kidding!!!
Hmm well I almost slept with Ultress last summer but the hotel found another bed for our room
Give your children these two things: One is roots, the other, wings - Wally Wally He’s our Man
OK Omni. Spill it. 
All I ever got was a kiss 
But what a kiss
“I guess one person can make a difference, although most of the time they probably shouldn’t.”
Shut up, Omni! We agreed not to tell anyone.
Oh Coldy, that’s old news. You told me about that eons ago.