I’m with Moosie.
You first, Omni. 
I don’t kiss and tell.
Ok…this is my first time here…sort of a Cecil “virgin” ~ and to show you HOW very stupid I am, I read this thread because I thought it was about being laid by someone who “uses drugs” ~ or has…lame, very lame I know…but nonetheless true. Instead, I found myself sucked into an Alice in Wonderland ( well, ok…Straight Doper in Wonderland) recounting of …<whispering> past daliances…hummmm… This is already an interesting place. Nice to meet some of you. TMI on some of you too
Oh, God, everyone run. She got ahold of the website… (mumbling about needing to get of the house more often…) 
Please say hello to Violet. She’s harmless. Really.
Her profile says she’s a counselor. Troi?
Sex? I’m sorry you must be mistaken. We are here to only discuss serious issues and sex never comes up…ever.I certainly would never engage in that sort of activity. 
:
: and if you believe that I have a piece of land in New Brunswck to sell you.
Thanks for the smile this morning.
How do you feel about doing someone you don’t know?
Please, please, please (on my knees) please, please ~~ originally posted by GolfWidow
Come on. Spill it. I, for one, have never even seen another Doper, much less…well, ya know. But I think some people are holding back on us. Kiss. Tell. Come ON!
“I go on guilt trips a couple of time a year. Mom books them for me.” A custom made Wally .sig!
My iguana's sick.
He's all floppy. Could he have
Reptile dysfunction?
-Chef Troy, Haiku Master[QUOTE]
Originally posted by Coldfire:
Her profile says she’s a counselor. Troi?[/QUOTE
I actually wrote I was a counselor ??? <gasp!> I think the actual term is “head shrinker extrodinaire.” Speaking of which, why are all shrunken heads adorned with dark hair ??? I have never seen a tow headed shrunken head… (at least not in this closet)
Yes.
By forty-three…no, forty-FOUR of them.
What? What?
C’mon, I thought we were supposed to be HONEST.
Uke
Does having sex with a (registered) lurker count? If so, I’m in!
Those who are dancing look insane to those who cannot hear the music.
One-of-a-kind, custom-designed Wally sig available on request.
Well Omni, we are waiting, I told about having sex with TheLION. Your turn my dear.
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“Ayesha, Who can bend minds with her spoon” sig. by WallyM7 profile by UncleBeer, thanks guys.
Voted SDMB Biggest Flirt (Female) and Least Shy
I’ve wholely failed at landing another doper…If I had dirt I’d be the first to share it.
Now come on you freaks!
If fantasizing counts — and the church says it does — then a whole bunch of you have had sex with me.
How was I?
Live a Lush Life
Da Chef
5-7-5 Chef. It was strange.
The earth moved, dear.
I am like Jupiter up in the clouds! I have made love with you all tonight!!!
oh wait… Oscars flashback. Sorry.
All I wanna do is to thank you, even though I don’t know who you are…
Gotten laid by a doper? That just suggests such a passive role…
Heck, I am as of this very moment.
Well, Cheffie, you were truly incredible! I am still trying to catch my breath after that letter from you…
As for me, I can unequivicably say a definite YES! And, before the tongues start wagging, I’m referring to my hubby, Mr Bear, who is now an occasional poster on the boards.
As to fantasies…well, that’s for me to know, and you all to guess at…
You are more than a human being, you are a human becoming.
Og Mandino
That’s my name, not a description. I am neither purple nor a bear. Okay, so I’m purple.<a true Wally original!>
That would definitely pique my interest, particulary if she has that same sexy accent! Welcome aboard, Violet!
VB
I’ve performed a complete diagnosis of your car. It’s broken.
- A Wally original!