My bad! I forgot to welcome the newest member of the purple family! Welcome, many welcomes to you violetfem!! Hope you’ll be here a long time. Looking forward to reading your posts. 
You are more than a human being, you are a human becoming.
Og Mandino
That’s my name, not a description. I am neither purple nor a bear. Okay, so I’m purple.<a true Wally original!>
Heh. I’ll never tell.
Actually, a certain newbie and I are…
< Yelps as a pole comes from offstage and yanks me by the neck >
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
Yes.
Yer pal,
Satan
http://www.raleighmusic.com/board/Images/devil.gif
I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR:
Two weeks, three days, 15 hours, 35 minutes and 33 seconds.
705 cigarettes not smoked, saving $88.25.
Life saved: 2 days, 10 hours, 45 minutes.
I wish!
[ul][li]“Shayna… [one of] the most despised posters on this board.” As declared by WallyM7. (And if you want to know who the others are, click here. I’m in very good company!)[/li][li]“Mom, he’s a neo Nazi! He’s a doctor also? Well…” - an original WallyM7 sig.[/li]“How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world.” - Anne Frank[/ul]
My ex-girlfriend did. But she never posted here, so I can’t say that I have.
SwimmingRiddles, I don’t kiss & tell. I especially don’t have sex & tell. I could have laid a lot more women here if I was a chocolatier.
“‘How do you know I’m mad’ said Alice.
'You must be, ’ said the Cat, ‘or you wouldn’t have come here.’”
You think you can get away with those coy hints?
Spill it! :mad:
Where are those drug filled orgies at anyways?
Would you feel better knowing you’re not alone? It usually takes me about three tries to put the ole two and two together.
Just for the sake of thread drift, sex with “dopers” has its advantages. Hearing the orgasms you provided being described as wondrous fields of vision and color (not verbatim, but I’m really not making that up)certainly doesn’t hurt the ego, even if you know it’s that last un-lysergicized brain cell talking.
Oops, I almost forgot:
In the “Psychic Orgasms” thread, Chef Troy said that it was actually him sneaking in my window at night. So I guess I have gotten laid by a Doper! And if the psychic orgasms I had were any indication, sex with Chef Troy totally rocks, and I would highly recommend it to everyone! 
Cristi, Slayer of Peeps
I made my husband join a bridge club. He jumps next Tuesday.
(title & sig courtesy of UncleBeer and WallyM7!)
I’m with Purplebear:
I have my bf, who is also a registered poster/lurker (he has only posted once, and it was just to prove to me that he was registered)
Rather, I was in the position of a spore which, having finally accepted its destiny as a fungus, still wonders if it might produce penicillin.
–Ayi Kwei Armah
Coy hints? Think about it, Arnold. The obvious interpretation is the correct one.
There is a Houston dopers convention coming up though…
Search for those messages where we talked about who you’d like to date here. That’s the best way to get laid.
“‘How do you know I’m mad’ said Alice.
'You must be, ’ said the Cat, ‘or you wouldn’t have come here.’”
which is exactly why you don’t have a chance, dear.
Demo, my dear - what did I do to deserve being left out? I even have my own drugs…
I’m with Cheffie - if fantasy is counted, there’s a lot of you that can add yourselves, but I am discreet. As for you, Chef - ooh la la!
TheNerd, you totally whooshed me! :o I think I’m getting more stupid with age.
Yet another reason why I love Sassy so much. gives Sassy a high-five
I would tell you, but then I would have to kill you. Of course, dying with a really big smile on your face is not a bad way to go
Shadowfox
And Shadowfox would kill you. I’ve met her. Trust me. 
Cristi, Slayer of Peeps
I made my husband join a bridge club. He jumps next Tuesday.
(title & sig courtesy of UncleBeer and WallyM7!)
Can I put in a request?