Any volunteers out there???
Hand me that wrench. No, the one that looks like a hammer.
Sig Courtesy of Wally
Any volunteers out there???
Hand me that wrench. No, the one that looks like a hammer.
Sig Courtesy of Wally
For a guy called pipefitter? Sure, I’m game!
Aw, crap. Forgot I was married there for a second. Sorry.
Well, you could go to the “How long since you had sex?” thread and start from there…
Did I say that?
GeoBabe: Once again, welcome to the SDMB!
That was pretty funny…
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
Guess.
Try not to have a good time…this is supposed to be educational.
-Charles Schulz
YES!!! But can’t tell who
The key to happiness is freedom, and the key to freedom is courage
I give up. Who???
:: ducking ::
Hey Geo, I would go to that thread, but it’s been so long since I had secks that I forgot how to spell it. 
** Originally posted by Green Bean:
For a guy called pipefitter? Sure, I’m game!
Aw, crap. Forgot I was married there for a second. Sorry.**
Green Bean, I don’t know if I could actually have fun with any type of vegetable, but I’m willing to give it a try. 
Oops, forgot I was married also…
Hand me that wrench. No, the one that looks like a hammer.
Sig Courtesy of Wally
I’ve got my bf, too. But he mentioned a kiss, not me. So
to him.
I think everyone knows who I found by the sea…
I am still sort of new to the doper scene…
but sheesh, after checking out some of your profiles, all i have to say is, Doper Chicks are Hot!!!
by the way, i’m a young single proffesional who does indeed enjoy a good orgy now and then.

When is there going to be a doper gathering in NYC and how do i find out?
::never mind::
not yet, but soon…
Close only counts in hand grenades, peaches.
Hah! Beneath you again!
Still working on it. No takers yet. Dammit.
Well, it looks like the next SDMB NYC gathering will be on the second weekend of June. The thread discussing it has sunk a bit recently, but I’m sure that someone will add to it soon.
I must warn you, though, that the orgies seem to be in Philadelphia. Last get-together, Eve deserted us with the excuse that she would be going to an opium and group sex party in Philly instead of joining us. We even offered to have an orgy here in her honor, but she still declined.
I just noticed that this thread has an incredible 76 replies for a mere 92 views. Considering that some views have to be posters returning to check up on the thread, this is well-nigh unbelieveable
In fact, I’m beginning to wonder if this is a rollover (1092 views), since 10:1 or 15:1 is not an uncommon ratio for long threads. Did anyone notice it at 100’s of views
If it isn’t a rollover, then I suppose that (considering the sheer pulchritude and sexy brains on SD) the teeming millions don’t dare peek in, for fear of tormenting themselves with the knowledge of what they are missing.
well, yes, but I had to recruit her.

Does attaching the faces of dopers to blow-up dolls count?
… not that it matters to me. A, um, friend wanted me to ask.