Well, here we go. Thanks to this post I have decided to make my own feud.
You know the rules; post the most popular answer you can think of to the questions. Because it’s a Laid-Back Feud, and because I’m sure there are lazy Dopers out there (I’m one of 'em) I don’t care if you number your answers, add comments, or whatever. And just because I like to bite off as much as I can possibly chew, it’ll stay open until we get 100 entries, or until Tuesday September 2 at noon, whichever comes first. Are you ready?? Happy posting!
1. Name a food associated with sex. 2. Give a phrase likely to be shouted during orgasm. 3. Name an item that would be emabarassing to purchase at a sex store. 4. What is one “everyday” object that causes arousal? 5. Give a euphimism for sex. 6. What fantasy is MOST likely to actually happen? 7. Flip side: What fantasy is LEAST likely to actually happen? 8. Name a person who is likely to walk into the room during intercourse. 9. List one sexual NON-penetrative act. 10. Give a “taboo” sexual act. BONUS: Name an injury sustained during a sexual act.
DO NOT read answers before you post!! Use the honor your Uncle Cecil gave you. If you don’t, I’ll throw you into the initiation room and leave the lights off!
Thanks, I think. Going to sleep now; will sort out the mess in the morning.
(Please note that the reason I didn’t give this over to you is that I know you’ve been handling about 87 bazillion Feuds, so I figured you could use a break.)
1. Name a food associated with sex.
Strawberries 2. Give a phrase likely to be shouted during orgasm.
“Oh god!”
(Or "oh bufftabby! ) 3. Name an item that would be emabarassing to purchase at a sex store.
Butt plug. 4. What is one “everyday” object that causes arousal?
Cucumbers. 5. Give a euphimism for sex.
Doin’ it. 6. What fantasy is MOST likely to actually happen?
Menage a trois 7. Flip side: What fantasy is LEAST likely to actually happen?
Um…transqueer dominatrix? 8. Name a person who is likely to walk into the room during intercourse.
David Hasselhoff 9. List one sexual NON-penetrative act.
Lesbian 69! 10. Give a “taboo” sexual act.
Buttsex BONUS: Name an injury sustained during a sexual act.
Sore windpipe
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Well, here we go. Thanks to this post I have decided to make my own feud.
You know the rules; post the most popular answer you can think of to the questions. Because it’s a Laid-Back Feud, and because I’m sure there are lazy Dopers out there (I’m one of 'em) I don’t care if you number your answers, add comments, or whatever. And just because I like to bite off as much as I can possibly chew, it’ll stay open until we get 100 entries, or until Tuesday September 2 at noon, whichever comes first. Are you ready?? Happy posting!
Any food prepared for me!
“Oh god yes!” <it’s trite but likely>
Butt plug
Shoes (I’m a woman not that into shoes, but every man I know is.)
Sweet monkey love
Threeway
Threeway with someone besides your partner that you would ever imagine you’d threeway with.
For people my age, a child. But for me–someone that makes me call the cops.
Cunnilingus
Coprophilia
Bonus: in a bout of fun kinda rough sex, my partner came very close to biting my nipple off–we both moved almost exactly in the wrong direction, he started crying when I screamed and I was afraid to look. I’m fine, but I had a bite mark that scared the hell outta me
