Orgasm Game! (Very fun, not perverted)

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I can’t remember how this happened, but two years ago my then-boyfriend (now husband) and I started this word game with the word “orgasm”. It was basically just another reason to make each other laugh about something slightly naughty. It goes like this …

What do you call sex with a hooker?

A whoregasm.

What do you call sex with an uninteresting person?

A boregasm.
So, let’s have some fun. Answer this one, then make up your own riddle, and let’s see how creative we can get!
What do you call sex with a homeless person?

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A poorgasm?

What do you call sex on the beach?

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A shoregasm.

What do you call sex with an apple?

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shorgasim?

What do you call sex with a person covered in chocolate, marshmallows and graham cracker crumbs?

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a coregasm.

what do you call sex with an entryway?

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shoot, okay corgasm

same question

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arrrrggggh

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a smoregasm.

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what do you call sex with an entryway?

a doorgasm

What do you call sex with someone you hate?

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What do you call sex with Edgar Allen Poe?

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A “nevermoregasm.”

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Sex with the vice president…two possible answers here

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Well we’ve already HAD boregasm…

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It’s a goregasm.

what do you call sex with othello?

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a moorgasm.

hey that was mine. anyway, im new here. a friend of mie has been sending me billions of threads and this one is quite amusing so i thought i might join in. so here goes.

what do you call sex with one of winnie the pooh’s friends?

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an eyeoregasm.

what do you call sex with linoleum?

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Eorgasm?(sp?)

What do you call sex with something you row with?

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An Eeorgasm.

What do you call sex with a Magic user?

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an oargasm.

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Oargasm.

What do you call sex with a god of thunder?

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An eyoregasm.

Ummm, I’m not very good at this.
So I’ll let someone else think of the next riddle :slight_smile: