I wonder how big the grand list will get?
Having Sex
Knock’in Boots
Making love
Boing’in - Thanks Qadg Top
Boink’in
Anyone else…? So what do you and your SO call it?
I have always enjoyed… Bumping Uglies. It just makes me tingle.
That’s not fair - i’m the second responder and someone still got in before me with my favourite expression. “Bumping uglies” has always been at the top of my list.
“Giving her the hot beef injection” was one we used a lot when i was younger.
A friend of mine, when he sees an attractive women, has a habit of nudging me (or any other guy he’s with) and saying “Shall we put her on the spit?”
the horizontal mambo
I’ve always wanted to call it “Making the Baby Jesus cry”, but I’m not quite sure that quite describes the moment.
lessseee…
Doin it
making monkey love
doin the ol in-out in-out
screwing
hide the weiner
slip in the sausage
makin sweet love
and the age old favorite
Fucking
Nothing’s as romantic as ruttin’.
ahem:
My husband enjoys seducing me with his suave, intriguing offer of “takin’ a meat ride”
We don’t call it anything, but this strange 70’s music with screaming lead guitar keeps piping up when we get going…
OMG!!! I can not stop laughing…
Ruttin’ BUHAAAAHAHAHAHAH!!!
I just call it fucking.
Nothing like taking her for a ride on the ol’ bone rollercoaster.
Wooooooooooo.
I call it Something Other People Do.
how about:
laying pipe
riding the baloney pony
taking the log to the beaver
humping
doing the nasty
playing ‘hide the pickle’
checking the dipstick
riding the banana boat to tuna town
theres more im sure.
playing Parcheesi
I usually default to “gettin’ freaky.”
Also, thanks to Smoove B, “sex you/me/he/she/it wild.”
Everything I know I learned from bad R&B songs.
Play a game of “Hide the Salami”; or,
Playing the boneaphone (oral sex only)
Weird. This was a common euphemism in New Orleans when I was growing up, and I assumed it was just us, since it was kind of an in-joke.
I have a friend who calls it “ziggy zaggy”. He worries me sometimes.
A good friend of mine always referred to it as -
“Takin’ a ride on the Pee-Wee Express.”
Odd, considering how us men don’t like to cop to having a small penis (outside of anonymous message boards of course). But this particular friend was just one of those guys who had no fear and subsequently scored more than the rest of us put together. Because of his incredible track record, nobody ever game him shit about it.