- Chocolate
- Oh God!
- Butt Plug
- Computer
- Make Love
- Anal Sex
- Sex With a Celebrity
- Children
- Cunnilingus
- Anal Sex
Bonus: Sprained Tongue.
- Whipped cream
- Oh God!
- Condoms
- Ladies underwear
- Doing the nasty
- Sex in public places
- Anonymous sex
- Child
- Fondling
- Anal sex
BONUS: Scratches
- whipped cream
- Oh God
- butt plug
- internet porn
- getting it on
- threesome
- swinging
- kid
- hand job
- anal
BONUS: rug burns
- Whipped cream
- Oh my god! (:D)
- Erection pump
- ???
- “doing it”
- oral sex (that counts, right?)
- sex with twins?
- The child of the couple having sex
- oral sex
- anal sex
BONUS: strained muscles
- Whipped Cream
- “God!”
- A Bible
- stockings
- Beast with two backs
- Outdoor sex
- 3-Way - two men, one woman
- child
- Dry Hump
- Incest
BONUS: Rug Burn
- banana
- Oh, God!
- anal beads?
- taco?
- fucking (did you want a polite one? “nookie”.)
- outdoor sex
- menage a whatever
- one’s child
- head
- anal
BONUS: pelvic saddle bruises
- whipped cream
- ohgodohgodohgod!
- vibrator
- feathers
- roll in the hay
- none of mine, that’s for damn sure
- any of mine
- a roommate
- oral
- anal
BONUS: pulling a back muscle
1. Name a food associated with sex.
Chocolate
2. Give a phrase likely to be shouted during orgasm.
Oh my god!
3. Name an item that would be emabarassing to purchase at a sex store.
Men’s masturbating device, ie, a fake vagina.
4. What is one “everyday” object that causes arousal?
Washing machine.
5. Give a euphimism for sex.
Making love.
6. What fantasy is MOST likely to actually happen?
Threesome.
7. Flip side: What fantasy is LEAST likely to actually happen?
Sex with celebrety.
8. Name a person who is likely to walk into the room during intercourse.
Flatmate.
9. List one sexual NON-penetrative act.
Oral.
10. Give a “taboo” sexual act.
Felching
BONUS: Name an injury sustained during a sexual act.
Broken penis.
- Whipped Cream
- Oh god
- Dildo
- Shoes
- Doing it
- Threesome
- Twins
- Kid
- Oral
- Anal
Bonus. Rug Burns
1. Name a food associated with sex.
Whipped cream. This is unfortunate, because anyone who’s ever tried it knows better. I once dated this woman who decided to try it. She piled so much whipped cream and cherries on my chest that I felt not so much like a sex object as a freakin’ PLATE. Afterwards we both stank like sour milk, despite repeated showering.
2. Give a phrase likely to be shouted during orgasm.
“Oh my god the cat saw us!”
3. Name an item that would be emabarassing to purchase at a sex store.
Dentures.
4. What is one “everyday” object that causes arousal?
My computer. Honestly.
5. Give a euphimism for sex.
Horizontal Mambo
6. What fantasy is MOST likely to actually happen?
Foot fetishes
7. Flip side: What fantasy is LEAST likely to actually happen?
Random amusement park hookup on the ferris wheel
8. Name a person who is likely to walk into the room during intercourse.
My GF’s daughter. Yes, it has happened.
9. List one sexual NON-penetrative act.
Mutual masturbation
10. Give a “taboo” sexual act.
Drinking pee
BONUS: Name an injury sustained during a sexual act.
Broken penis (no, has never happened to me)
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Oysters
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“Oh my God!”
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Condoms – in the Napoleonic size
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Banana
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Nookie
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Having a three-way
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Being the only male at a sorority party
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Your and/or your partner’s kid
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Masturbation
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Anilingus
BONUS: Death by autoerotic asphyxiation -
Eat 'em raw!
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In other words, for very poorly-endowed men
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And, according to posts I’ve read, it’s more likely to be disappointingly awkward than incredibly erotic
- Banana
- I’m going to come!
- Hand cuffs (which is assumed to be the most popular answer not the most embarrassing)
- Women?
- Getting some
- Sexy clothing
- She/he brings a friend
- Your child
- Male masturbation? (penetrates the fist…)
- Anal sex
Bonus: Penile fracture
1. Name a food associated with sex. Chocolate
2. Give a phrase likely to be shouted during orgasm. “Oh God”
3. Name an item that would be emabarassing to purchase at a sex store. Vibrator.
4. What is one “everyday” object that causes arousal? I have no idea what you mean by this. Banana?
5. Give a euphimism for sex. Doing the nasty.
6. What fantasy is MOST likely to actually happen? Threesome
7. Flip side: What fantasy is LEAST likely to actually happen? Sex with a celebrity.
8. Name a person who is likely to walk into the room during intercourse. Small child.
9. List one sexual NON-penetrative act. Blowjob.
10. Give a “taboo” sexual act. Um, I don’t know. Watersports?
BONUS: Name an injury sustained during a sexual act. Bite marks.
1. Name a food associated with sex. Oysters
2. Give a phrase likely to be shouted during orgasm. Oh God!
3. Name an item that would be emabarassing to purchase at a sex store. Enema kit
4. What is one “everyday” object that causes arousal? Panties
5. Give a euphimism for sex. Doing it.
6. What fantasy is MOST likely to actually happen? BD
7. Flip side: What fantasy is LEAST likely to actually happen? Multiple Partners
8. Name a person who is likely to walk into the room during intercourse. Child
9. List one sexual NON-penetrative act. Handjob
10. Give a “taboo” sexual act. Anal interecourse
BONUS: Name an injury sustained during a sexual act. Pulled muscle
1. Name a food associated with sex.
Chocolate (sauce)
2. Give a phrase likely to be shouted during orgasm.
I’m cummiiiiiiiiiiii-ng!
3. Name an item that would be emabarassing to purchase at a sex store.
Anal plug.
4. What is one “everyday” object that causes arousal?
No answer - cannot think of an “everyday” object that would cause arousal in me.
5. Give a euphimism for sex.
Bumpin’ uglies.
6. What fantasy is MOST likely to actually happen?
Having sex.
7. Flip side: What fantasy is LEAST likely to actually happen?
Threesome.
8. Name a person who is likely to walk into the room during intercourse.
A burgler (I live alone).
9. List one sexual NON-penetrative act.
Titty-f*ck.
10. Give a “taboo” sexual act.
Gender reversal play.
BONUS: Name an injury sustained during a sexual act.
To me: Fell off the bed once, no serious injury other than “OW!” when I hit the floor.
To her: Bloody nose from my forehead to her nose contact.
- Whipped Cream
- Oh my god.
- Double dildo
- Cucumber
- Whoopie (or revving yer Harley =^.^=)
- Actually having sex
- Tentacles
- a parent (Woohoo! Bonus to living alone)
- BDSM
- Bondage (at least theoretically. When I was packing stuff for a couple of adult webstores we sold A LOT of bondage stuff. Of course I don’t think any of ours was quality but still.)
Bonus: Bruises
Am I the only one who’s more concerned about freaking people out than the score?
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Name a food associated with sex.
oysters -
Give a phrase likely to be shouted during orgasm.
fuck me -
Name an item that would be emabarassing to purchase at a sex store.
crotchless chaps -
What is one “everyday” object that causes arousal?
my hand -
Give a euphimism for sex.
putting sour cream in the taco -
What fantasy is MOST likely to actually happen?
bondage -
Flip side: What fantasy is LEAST likely to actually happen?
group orgy -
Name a person who is likely to walk into the room during intercourse.
your kid -
List one sexual NON-penetrative act.
licking -
Give a “taboo” sexual act.
ass to mouth
BONUS: Name an injury sustained during a sexual act.
pulled hammy
- Oysters
- Yes! Yes! Yes!*
- Dildo
- Sexy shoe
- Nookie
- Sex in an unlikely place
- Orgy
- The couple’s child
- Cunnilingus
- Anal
Bonus: Autoerotic asphyxiation
*It worked for the lady on the Herbal Essence commercial… 
This thing is going to be hell on wheels to score.
- Whipped Cream
- Oh God!
- Dildo (hey, I’m a guy - and sure don’t need them)
- Breasts (I see them every day)
- The Beast with two backs
- Selma Hayek walking into my room and getting jiggy with it (I can hope it’s reasonable, right)
- Selma Hayek walking into my room and getting jiggy with it
- Mom
- handjob
- Goatse
BONUS: Rugburns