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Old 11-19-2003, 01:48 AM
Satisfying Andy Licious Satisfying Andy Licious is offline
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I got the Straight Dope Message Board blues ...

I got the Straight Dope Message Board blues
Because the hamsters are so slow.
Yeah, got them Straight Dope Message Board blues
Because the hamsters are so slow.
I wrote a thousand word reply, and I never did see it go.

Bah dum, bah dum, bah dum, bah dum bah-da-da.
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Old 11-19-2003, 02:06 AM
Horseflesh Horseflesh is offline
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You forgot copy/paste is your friend,
Hitting Submit too soon will bite your ass in the end.

Oooh yeah.
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Old 11-19-2003, 02:11 AM
Satisfying Andy Licious Satisfying Andy Licious is offline
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I got the Straight Dope Message Board blues
And I just can't get a break.
Yeah, got them Straight Dope Message Board blues
You know can't never get no break.
I'm pouring out my sorrow, and people laugh at my mistake.

Bah dum, bah dum, bah dum, bah dum bah-da-da.
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Old 11-19-2003, 02:32 AM
if6was9 if6was9 is offline
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Woke up this morning
The Straight Dope was slow
I only read one thread
Then off to work I go

I checked from there
Still crawling along
It wouldn't even load
So I wrote this song

Went home at five
Still not loading up
So I made some dinner
Coffee in my cup

Coffee kept me up
Til 3:23
Which was the only time I could post
This little blues ditty


I got the Straight Dope Message Board blues
Bah dum, bah dum, bah dum, bah dum bah-da-da.
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Old 11-19-2003, 02:36 AM
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I got those SDMB Blues
And my heeeeeeeeart is aching...
cos its eight in the morning
and none of my fave posters are waking.
i'm sitting here at my pc, and i'm all alo-hone.

Bah Da Da DUM, Bah da da DUM, Bum BAH da dum.
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Old 11-19-2003, 02:51 AM
Satisfying Andy Licious Satisfying Andy Licious is offline
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Got them Straight Board Message Dope blues
As I'm walkin' down that road.
Yeah, them Straight Board Message Dope blues
All the time I walk that road.
Cause I posted me a message, and I don't know how to [i]code.[/b]
[i]dabba-da, dabba-da, dabba-da, dum de-de dum.[/b]
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Old 11-19-2003, 10:10 AM
Myron Van Horowitzski Myron Van Horowitzski is online now
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Here's some more blues.
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Old 11-19-2003, 10:25 AM
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I got those Straight Dope Message Board blues
Coz the hamsters done all run away
Yeh, got those Straight Dope Message Board blues
Coz the wheels are all empty today
OOOOOOOO got those Straight Dope Message Board blues
All my cats chased the hamsters away
Man, those Straight Dope Message Board bluesmen
Say for this [b]ETF's[/] gonna pay!

Bah dum, bah dum, bah dum, bah dum bah-da-da.
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Old 11-19-2003, 10:45 AM
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I woke up this mornin'
I took me my Percoset.
I said I woke up this moh-hornin'
And took me lots of Percoset!
Now I wonder what is is that
Makes this my fastest posting yeeeet.

Ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-da-da-da-dum.
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Old 11-19-2003, 11:08 AM
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I got all these witty answers
a dancin' around in my head
By the time the hamsters post them
the thread is three months dead
I got them Straight Dope Message Board Blues

Ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-da-da-da-dum.
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Old 11-19-2003, 12:05 PM
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Went over to the 'Pit
And I'll tell you what I did
I flamed ol' Alfalfagene
And he didn't wish me dead

See that was my plan
To get a mod banned
I'd be the most famous
Doper in the land

Oh I shore 'nuff do have me some gawdawful walkin' pnemonia buttnuggety blu-u-u-ues...

Bah dah da da dum... bum bum bum bum
Bah dah da da dum... bum bum bum bum
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Old 11-19-2003, 12:35 PM
Satisfying Andy Licious Satisfying Andy Licious is offline
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Got the Straight Dope Message Board blues
A'running through my head
'Cause I posted another answer
And I killed another thread.

Got them Straight Dope Message Board blue
Yeah, I'm as blue as I can be.
No matter how I try.
Old Cecil will not answer me.

binga-da, binga-da, binga-da, binga-da-bing.
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Old 11-19-2003, 12:42 PM
Satisfying Andy Licious Satisfying Andy Licious is offline
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Originally posted by Myron Van Horowitzski
Here's some more blues.
Yeah, the Straight Dope Message Board blues
Smack me right upside the head.
Woke up this morning, found
Someone else has done this thread.

Yeah, the Straight Dope Message Board blues.
Got me as blue as I can be.
When the hamsters eat my answers,
Ain't nothing on the board from me.

yodel-lay-he-oh, a-lay-he-oh, a leeeeee.
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Old 11-19-2003, 03:08 PM
EddyTeddyFreddy EddyTeddyFreddy is offline
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Got the Straight Dope Message Board blues
Made a thread that's fixin' to die
Yeeeeehhhhh, got the Straight Dope Message Board blues
Four responses and it's fixin' to die
Got the Straight Dope Message Board blu-u-u-u-u-es
Thought I was smart, but my face's fulla pie
Oh man, oh baby oh baby baby baby, them Straight Dope blues
Now my thread's off the front page
And I feeeeeeel like I'm fixin' tooooooooo.......

Oh babybaby baby baby babyyyyyyyy......

Yeh I feel like I'm fixin' to.......

Oooooo-aaaaa mama mama mamaaaaaaa.......

Have those Straight Dope Message Board blu-u-u-u-u-ues and die

Bah dah da da dum... bum bum bum bum
Bah dah da da dum... bum bum bum bum
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