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I got the Straight Dope Message Board blues ...
I got the Straight Dope Message Board blues
Because the hamsters are so slow. Yeah, got them Straight Dope Message Board blues Because the hamsters are so slow. I wrote a thousand word reply, and I never did see it go. Bah dum, bah dum, bah dum, bah dum bah-da-da. |
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#2
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You forgot copy/paste is your friend,
Hitting Submit too soon will bite your ass in the end. Oooh yeah. |
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I got the Straight Dope Message Board blues
And I just can't get a break. Yeah, got them Straight Dope Message Board blues You know can't never get no break. I'm pouring out my sorrow, and people laugh at my mistake. Bah dum, bah dum, bah dum, bah dum bah-da-da. |
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Woke up this morning
The Straight Dope was slow I only read one thread Then off to work I go I checked from there Still crawling along It wouldn't even load So I wrote this song Went home at five Still not loading up So I made some dinner Coffee in my cup Coffee kept me up Til 3:23 Which was the only time I could post This little blues ditty I got the Straight Dope Message Board blues Bah dum, bah dum, bah dum, bah dum bah-da-da. |
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I got those SDMB Blues
And my heeeeeeeeart is aching... cos its eight in the morning and none of my fave posters are waking. i'm sitting here at my pc, and i'm all alo-hone. Bah Da Da DUM, Bah da da DUM, Bum BAH da dum. |
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Got them Straight Board Message Dope blues
As I'm walkin' down that road. Yeah, them Straight Board Message Dope blues All the time I walk that road. Cause I posted me a message, and I don't know how to [i]code.[/b] [i]dabba-da, dabba-da, dabba-da, dum de-de dum.[/b] |
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#8
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I got those Straight Dope Message Board blues
Coz the hamsters done all run away Yeh, got those Straight Dope Message Board blues Coz the wheels are all empty today OOOOOOOO got those Straight Dope Message Board blues All my cats chased the hamsters away Man, those Straight Dope Message Board bluesmen Say for this [b]ETF's[/] gonna pay! Bah dum, bah dum, bah dum, bah dum bah-da-da. |
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I woke up this mornin'
I took me my Percoset. I said I woke up this moh-hornin' And took me lots of Percoset! Now I wonder what is is that Makes this my fastest posting yeeeet. Ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-da-da-da-dum. |
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#10
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I got all these witty answers
a dancin' around in my head By the time the hamsters post them the thread is three months dead I got them Straight Dope Message Board Blues Ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-da-da-da-dum. |
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Went over to the 'Pit
And I'll tell you what I did I flamed ol' Alfalfagene And he didn't wish me dead See that was my plan To get a mod banned I'd be the most famous Doper in the land Oh I shore 'nuff do have me some gawdawful walkin' pnemonia buttnuggety blu-u-u-ues... Bah dah da da dum... bum bum bum bum Bah dah da da dum... bum bum bum bum |
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#12
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Got the Straight Dope Message Board blues
A'running through my head 'Cause I posted another answer And I killed another thread. Got them Straight Dope Message Board blue Yeah, I'm as blue as I can be. No matter how I try. Old Cecil will not answer me. binga-da, binga-da, binga-da, binga-da-bing. |
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#13
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Smack me right upside the head. Woke up this morning, found Someone else has done this thread. Yeah, the Straight Dope Message Board blues. Got me as blue as I can be. When the hamsters eat my answers, Ain't nothing on the board from me. yodel-lay-he-oh, a-lay-he-oh, a leeeeee. |
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Got the Straight Dope Message Board blues
Made a thread that's fixin' to die Yeeeeehhhhh, got the Straight Dope Message Board blues Four responses and it's fixin' to die Got the Straight Dope Message Board blu-u-u-u-u-es Thought I was smart, but my face's fulla pie Oh man, oh baby oh baby baby baby, them Straight Dope blues Now my thread's off the front page And I feeeeeeel like I'm fixin' tooooooooo....... Oh babybaby baby baby babyyyyyyyy...... Yeh I feel like I'm fixin' to....... Oooooo-aaaaa mama mama mamaaaaaaa....... Have those Straight Dope Message Board blu-u-u-u-u-ues and die Bah dah da da dum... bum bum bum bum Bah dah da da dum... bum bum bum bum |
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