Ask The Guy Who Was Banned For An Hour!

That’s right! I was banned, the kindly mods reinstated me, and I’m back!

Any Questions?

Not to mods: This is not a joke thread, nor am I trying to make any statements about you guys. This is just for a little fun “Ask The” thread.

I was gonna ask “did you learn anything,” but, well, there’s this thread.

Why have you got a girl’s name?

Yeah, why are you named after the Ingrid Bergman character in “Casablanca”?

Cause I like Ingrid Bergman, who played Ilsa Lund in Casablanca.

I just realized that the mods might find this inappropriate. If theu do, please delete and my apologies. I thought it might be fun. I’m not trying to stir up trouble.

No, no… it is a joke thread, sort of, and it’s okay - because this is where theyy go. Not the Pit.

As long as it’s okay. I don’t wan’t trouble. Just fun.

Ack, anybody need an apostrophe?

What’s it like on the other side? Did you have the sense of hovering over your online persona as the warm white light beckoned you to your premature demise?

[Yoda ON] A missing apostrophe is not a catastrophe. [Yoda OFF]

What was your first thought when you realized you were banned?

How many profane words did you come up with and utter in a row?

I’ve wondered what happens when you try to log in and find you’ve been banned. What message do you get? What does the screen look like? Did you get a screen shot?

I’ve wondered all this in a purely academic sense, I should stress…

did any banned posters try to contact you? I have a guess that there is a club somewhere where they all get together.

are you on double secret probation now ?

Yes. Collounsbury and december where beckoning me forth!

“What the hell!?!?!”

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The same one you get if you try to do something that members can’t do. Or if you aren’t registered and hit a profile name. “You are unable to access this page, etc.”

The grapist, Zenster and techchick68 all showed up on my doorstep with a welcoming basket. Don Perignon, camembert and safety razors.

I don’t think so. I hope not. Maybe that’s what that blue VW is.

Why did you get banned, and why did they reinstate you?

at first, I thought you were female.
I can see now you aren’t.
:wink:

Did you cry and beg and promise you’ll be good from now on?

Who do you think is the better villain, Kefka or Sephiroth?

Is this a dangerous place to for my first post?

Should I be wary to associate with the likes of you?