Anyone see this shit?:
McG is slated to directed??? Fucking McG? Fucking talentless, egomaniacal, cut every three nanoseconds, makes Michael Bay look like Robert Bresson, director of the most brain-rotting tripe of the decade McG?
Seriously, what the FUCK?
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. . . director of the most brain-rotting tripe of the decade McG? . . .QUOTE]
Dude, you need to see some more movies.
There is a God. 
Oooh! A new Superman movie? Will there be Polar Bears guarding the Fortress of Solitude? And a giant spider in the third act?
I hope we get to see Braniac wrassle something.
It gets better. A couple of weeks ago, word was going around that Beyonce was going to be cast as Lois Lane. 
But don’t worry. This movie has been in pre-production for over a decade. There’s very little chance it will ever make it to the screen.
At least Nicolas Cage is no longer gonna play big blue. I don’t want to a see a Superman that says “Dude! No Way!”.
It’s worse than that, Revtim. A while back, there was a proposal - an entire plot outline! - for a Superman movie that starred Keanu Reeves. It involved flying kung-fu, Lex Luthor was also Kryptonian (and also flew, and had super powers!), Superman drowns and dies, then comes back to life when Jor-El convinces him, in the afterlife, to not be dead anymore.
It, like every other pathetic attempt to reincarnate the cash-cow, was quickly scrapped.
Who is Robert Bresson?
Ashton Kutcher is another name I’ve heard tossed out to play Superman (I believe he’s declined the part). “Dude, Where’s my cape?”
You think you know pain? Try following it on AICN and Dark Horizons. We are getting a first hand view of the trainwreck of the century. Lex Luthor’s and alien, and Beyonce is Lois Lane! That’s what the studio wants! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
What’s this ‘Superman’ thing I keep hearing about?
Sweet Jesus… You must be joking. I hope I’m being wooshed here, that anyone would even consider this…
I’m not even a fanboy and my blood curdles reading this…
You forgot the best part – polar bear guards at the Fortress of Solitude and the Giant Spider.
I can’t say how happy I am that McG is out (or at least it seems that way from what I’ve read). A friend of mine suggested M. Night Shyamalan which I think would be interesting. Another thought of mine is Darren Aronofsky. Really I’d be happy with anybody as long as it isn’t McG. I heard the Beyonce rumour too, all I can say is good god no! They need to hire me for the casting.
I was all set to come in here and talk about Keanu Reeves, but then SPOOFE beat me to it.
The first line should read, “I can’t express how happy I am that McG is out…”
I think Beyonce would be an allright Lois Lane, she’s hot and it’s not like it’s a demanding part. The only thing she needs to be able to emote is naivete and getting her stupid ass in trouble.
M. Night Shyamalan’s Superman: A young newspaper reporter has strange nightmares and hallucinations leading to freakish encounters with an ambiguosly gay muscly guy who saves people while wearing lots of Lycra. This is so deeply unsettling, he vows to kill this ‘Superman.’ At the end, in a horrible twist, he finds that he is Superman and has been doing all of these things himself and then blanking out.
Darren Aronofsky’s Superman: Superman, depressed by his life on earth, enters a downward spiral of drug and alcohol abuse while being chased by Lex Luthor, who is trying to extract the secrets of the planet Krypton from his head. The movie ends with Superman’s arm being chopped off and used as a double ended dildo which he and Luthor take up the ass to feed their smack addictions.
Not quite what I had in mind, but I’d DEFINATELY watch those movies.