Can anyone do this?

[WIGGUM]

How many of you can stick your index finger in your nose, while simulataeously sticking your tongue out and licking your wrist. My tongue must be exceptionally short because I don't even come close. Sorry Ladies.

[Gazelle]

I'm dying to know but I'm in the middle of a half-walled cube farm...

<George Bush voice>Nahtgannadoit</George Bush voice>

[KP]

Might I suggest you practice touching your tongue to the bottom of a shot glass, then, as that becomes comfortable, trying slightly larger glasses?

I did that as a teenager (a girlfriend showed it to me in "The Sensuous Woman" by J) That, sir, is a workout that pays dividends. (*sigh* that girl was sooo good for me)

[Whammo]

I'm dying to know but I'm in the middle of a half-walled cube farm...

*LMAO* Me too canthearya! ...im thinking I might act all stressed at a call and put my hands over my face and sneak it in... think anyone would see me?

[WIGGUM]

Now be honest. How many of you actually tried to perform this asinine feat? I can do it too, but I just wanted to see how many people I could get to stick their fingers up their nose lick their wrist while behind the desk at their job.

[Whammo]

Ralph Wiggum says: I think it depends on how far I can get my finger up there!

[KimKatt]

My tongue must be exceptionally short because I don't even come close. Sorry Ladies.

Now, Wiggum, don't underestimate yourself. You may just have really big hands. And you know what they say about a guy with really big hands.... big hands = big....

[WIGGUM]

Gloves?

Am I close?

[KimKatt]

<laughing>

Dead on. You got it.

[purrplebear]

I have changed what I was going to say several times now. I think I'd better just keep to one comment. I can't wait til Mr Bear gets home next week!

[Whammo]

BIG GLOVES?!?!?! How does that help us?? ...ahhh... I mean WIGGUM?!?!