I knew a guy who would finish a two liter, or other plastic bottle, and suck all the air out until flat. It may not have been perfect, but he well surpassed anything I could have done, as well as anyone else in the shop.
My own dumb but impressive trick was to toss my cigarette into the air and catch it in my mouth. Unlit of course.
So, how do you/did you show off?
I’ve done yoga, off and on.
I can touch my big toe on either foot to my nose.
I do a “Jack O’Lantern” trick where I light a match and put it into my mouth, still burning. I close my teeth around the match and grin. It looks AWESOME in the dark!
And, the time I was showing it to my fiancee in the fancy restaurant and started laughing and my tongue touched the lit end and reacted by pushing it into the roof of my mouth, burning the inside of my mouth? Not quite so awesome.
While standing?
No, while sitting or lying down. My sense of balance is crap.
I can wiggle my ears, and bend the first joint of my thumbs back behind the back of my hand. My shoulders used to be loose enough for me to put one arm up and one arm down, and grab my wrists behind my neck, but now I can only go as far as fingertips to palms.
I can wiggle my ears, move my scalp and glasses. Go me.
I can:
ETA :
So do I, but I thought everyone could. For that matter, I can also touch my elbows behind my back.
I can to the ridiculously easy but extremely impressive “quarter catch”:
It takes about 30 seconds of practice to master this.
I can lick my nose.
Me too. And wiggle the tip of my nose. . . and wiggle one ear at a time. Hey, you had to keep yourself occupied somehow during the homily!
Stick a fork in my left arm or leg at picnics; usually more the biker kind. I have no sense of pain in my limbs on the left and I found it an “instant freak” to sit there balancing my plate and just stick the fork in my arm while having a beer or something.
I can wiggle my ears.
I can wiggle my nose either flaring the nostrils or move the tip up and down.
I can raise either eyebrow. Not only that, I can raise the outside ends, the inside ends and make them do a “wave” motion.
Now… how to make money doing it.
Video, please. I have got to see that.
I can rotate my hands in a full circle at my wrist. That is, if I’m standing next to a table with my hand flat on it, I can spin it around 360 degrees perpendicular to my arm.
I saw a video from an old IJA convention where a guy did a similar trick prefaced with “Kids, don’t smoke. But if you do, light them all this way”. He tossed a cigarette behind his back and caught it in his mouth, then tossed a lit wooden kitchen match behind his back, caught it on the cigarette which caused it to light.
I’m out of practice but back in my serious juggling days I could balance a chopstick vertically on my nose.
Was able to do the quarter catch off the elbow thing with as large a stack of quarters as my hand could hold (30+, I think). I was also able to flip stacks of beermats (coasters) or playing cards off the edge of a table - you put them at the table edge about halfway over, then bring the back of your hand up from underneath (strike the overhanging coaster with your fingernails). The coaster does a flip in the air and you close your thumb, catching it. I could do a full pack of cards (loose) that way.
I can actually touch the tip of my nose with my tongue and hold it there.
I can bounce a quarter off a table and into a shot glass by rolling it down my nose.
Drink a 12 oz. bottle of beer in under 10 seconds – using a straw.
Yes, I follow the letter of that statement if not the spirit, but I do drink the beer, I do use the straw, and the beer is out of the bottle and in my stomach in under 10 seconds.
And then I collect yet another bar bet.
I can shape my tongue into a cloverleaf.
I’ve heard it’s unusual to be able to flare your nostrils? Is that true? If that’s the case, then there’s at least one thing I’m versatile at.
I can lick my nose, too. It seems to be fairly common here, but I hear it’s even more common at a certain other message board. Maybe that’s why it won’t give you AIDS.