Is Wacko Jacko Doing Serious Time over this new crime?

Factual Questions
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http://www.cnn.com/2004/ALLPOLITICS/03/31/jackson.congress/index.html

If he’s found guilty of kidnapping the kid in his car, what sort of penalty might he face? Assuming he obviously has million dollar lawyers, is it possible, even though they found the kid in his car, that he could avoid jail?

I’m pretty sure his goose is cooked.

2

What time zone is this from? Is it April 1 there yet?

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Nice job!