Happy Dyngus Day, everybody! Party your dupa off!
Oh, gosh, thanks for reminding me. I gotta go help the Mr. “celebrate”. 
Happy Smingus Dyngus!
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Hey der … tank you der for wishing us a goot Dyngus Day der. I hope none of dose fires der take me away from dat der colt keg of Genesee Cream Ale der at da U-Crest Volunteer Firehall der, near dat der Unionroat der. Sophie der, she at home cleaning up from dat der Easterdinner last night. Poor Aunt Stella der, she 97 years olt and can’t go to da’ Dyngus Day dence at dat der Polishfalconshall der tonight. She barely make it troo da butter lamp at dinner der. At least she can still put back dat der Genesee Cream Ale like she was a teenager der. Gutdemmit.
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Dyngus Day? Again? Wow, where does a year go?
(shuffles off to find pussywillow)
I had dose der Dyngus Day graphics der already made up last night der for my Web site der.
Stash Leszczynczyk just walk into fire hall der. He already drunk der. Hope he doesn’t have to drive dat der engine der tis afternoon der. He already run over two of dem pink flamingos der and tree Mary on da half shell der dis year. Fortunately, da Town Supervisor der is his broterinlaw der.
tosses a pre-emptive plate at Biotop
deftly dodges dishware, reaches for water balloon filled with Old Spice
/squirts all da girls and looks at their dupas der
There simply are not enough holidays that are celebrated with sausage, boiled eggs, beer and politicians.
And da pussy willows and squirt gund der. Gutdemmit.
Here here!
:::chucks some old plates at Munch ::::::
I thought every day was Dingus Day.
Suggested bumper stickers:
Have you told your dingus lately that you loved it?
Have you hugged your dingus today?
Feel the dingus… be the dingus.
Biotop, ya know, ya better not get any a dat old spice on my new polka dress dat I got from AM&A’s, or I’m gonna whack ya one wit dis pop bottle! An hey elmwood, I think it’s time ya laid offa the Genny Cream fer a while, if ya wanna make it ta all the parties! ::surreptitiously whaps clueless lieu with pussy willow::
Eh-Emm-n’Aises? You must have run into some money der … what, you hit the round robin et St. Stainslaus der? Sophie der get her polka dresses from da Sattlers der et 998 Brudvay der.