Typical story of a loser who is at life’s edge and ends up meeting some schmuck who ends up saving him in the name of Jesus. Jesus would love to have this guy.
A, oh hell, this one is too stupid to summarize. I don’t recall any gay guys going around my school preaching tolerance, though probably because the kids at my school would probably beat them with baseball bats.
Wow. And to think I actually owned a couple of these tracts when I was really young (around 7ish, I’m sure). As a side note (and um, in my defense)- the 2 tracts I had were nothing like these.
I especially like panels 19 and 20, in the second tract–
Man… times sure have changed since I grew up. When, exactly, did parents stop teaching their kids about these sorts of things?
It appears that Jack is adopting the Passion of the Christ style in his crucifixion depictions. Check out the shredded arm in the first link.
Re: the second link. So, if I turn gay, will I get my own little imp to crawl about my shoulders and head? Because I could totally go for that. Also, someone needs to inform Jack that most black girls nowadays do not look like Cleopatra Jones.
I wonder where I can get a pet demon, like the gay guys in the tract have. Can you train them? Do they do tricks? Do you have to buy an asbestos litter box for them? And what do pet demons eat? Kibbles and souls?
And since when do we have “new laws” mandating school visits by gay couples? Ah, but I forgot, becaue no gay person can have a child by natural means, we have to recruit to increase our unholy ranks.
Of course, I didn’t have to be recruited, I enlisted.
“God expects a man to marry a woman and have children ANY other way is forbidden by God” So adoption by heterosexual couples is out too Jack?
“God doesn’t want ANYONE to go to hell” Then why’d it make it so damn easy Jack? Seems like God (In Jack’s world) is a sadist that whines about how much he hates hurting people.
The Sodomites worshiped Satan, were possessed with devils and hated god? I don’t remember that passage…Unless someone corrects me I’m going to assume Jack just made that part up.
I like how he dropped the ‘Offering virgin daughters to the mob’ part of the Lot story. And the incest that followed.
Gays are the same type of people? I guess Jack thinks that they are all Satan worshipers, possessed and hate god huh?
Jesus has to open the book of life to see whos name is in it? So much for knowing everything.
She feels bad for the kids that will burn in eternal hellfire because they didn’t follow Jack Chick? So do I Susy…so do I.
Ohhhh, that’s what those are! The one crawling all over Charles (the wife) was readily apparent… but that one on Larry… I have to say, I thought it was some kind of huge, scary dentistry tool, in the first panel with them.
Also, I’m confused-- in the panel right before Larry and Charles leave, Larry says:
Why did he feel the need to throw this in there? Does Jack Chick think people who bombed abortion clinics were “tolerant”, as well?
He goes on to say:
Yep, because we all know that homosexuals are conspiring to have everyone jailed (not just the ones who murder homosexuals).
I really liked the panel that showed god sending his son to get rid of sin with the big dotted arrow. Looked like furniture assembly instructions (insert Son of God (tab A) in to Earth (Slot B).
When the two men walk away in “Unloved,” it looks like maybe they are holding hands. Maybe they grow up to be the married couple in “Birds and the Bees.”
In Baby Talk Jack claims God knew you before he formed you in the womb (nevermind that God was talking to a specific profit and not all of mankind) so abortion is wrong.
However the faceless man on the throne loves to tell people “depart from me I never knew you”
So if God knows you in the womb but doesn’t know you unless you accept Jesus into your heart how does that work? Do babies have some sort of default “Known by God” post it note in the book of life? And when does that effect wear off? At birth? When you can talk? Clearly before elementary school however for we’ve seen enough school children in hellfire.
My Lord! Someone needs to save those poor, innocent children! Just look at those slimey, lecherous devils just dribbling all over themselves at the chance to get thier filthy hands on those angelic kids!
Those dirty, filthy, disgusting…DENTISTS!
Fagjunk theology: Not just for Sodomite Propagandists anymore.
I’m kinda torn. On the one hand, we have the guy in #1 focusing on his divorce when, a few panels later, he just kinda-sorta off-handedly mentions that he’s dying of cancer. Kinda like, “Oh, and do you know what else is fucked up?”
I think he should have jumped.
On the other hand, the crawly-crawly demons of #2 were just so damn cute. It’s an even toss-up for me.
How did the guy in the first tract, the one who talked Jimmy from jumping off the bridge, know that the Looser Guy’s name was Jimmy? He didn’t tell him. Maybe the guy heard Jimmy’s parents scream it at him over the years.
Anyway, I am off to marry the senator and then call my parents to tell them what I did.
