Survivor Finale, 5/9: Who will win All-Stars?

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Rob Mariano the Mighty Immunity-gatherer?

Jenna Lewis, the formerly Pagonged loudmouth?

Rupert Boneham the Grizzly Adams impersonator?

or

shudder Dear Jesus, no

Amber Brkich, the woman most in need of buying a vowel for her last name?

I’m submitting my speculation here right now. Avert your eyes, if you don’t want to see what I think’s going to go down. It’s basically the same thing I said in the last Survivor-appreciation thread:

[SPOILER]Rupert will be the first to get the axe. This will whittle us down to 3. In the last Immunity challenge, it will feature some form of “endurance round.” Ambuh will win this, and in a stunning move, choose Jenna for the Final 2 over her erstwhile boyfriend. Rob is crushed, but will still vote for Ambuh for Sole Survivor, because he’s hoping to propose to her at the reunion show. (Hey, any way you can get a share of the million, so be it.)

At the final Tribal Council, things will get extremely heated and loud. However, I anticipate all the knives sticking out of the jurors backs to come back and haunt Amber. Thanks to the conniving way she and Rob have played the game, she will lose the game to Jenna 4-3.[/SPOILER]

BTW, there will apparently be a “big surprise” at the Reunion Show after the final vote. Spoiler spec below, although it’s been all over the newspapers lately:

Loudmouthed game-quitter Sue Hawk has had an “extreme makeover.” Boob job, face-lift, nose put back in joint, and several other changes. We can only hope she’s also had a personality makeover to go with it, but it’s doubtful. :rolleyes:

Anyone else got some thoughts on the finale Sunday night?

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At this point in the game, it is no longer about “get rid of the threat” and its all about keeping the jerks around. Everyone left is looking at who they want to be matched up with in the final two.

That means Rupert is toast. He is the only one left without a black mark against his name. Rob has screwed over half the jury, Amber is a coattail riding pretty face, and Jenna annoys the hell out of everyone.

First, Rob wins immunity and Rupert is out 3-1. Second, Rob wins immunity, see ya Jenna. The jury listens to the pleas of the final two and Rob explains to them how he played the game to win (much forehead slapping in the jury box as they finally realize it). The jury mulls this over, and finally Richard Hatch speaks up and declares Rob “The best player in the history of Survivor”, and the jury votes to give the million to Amber.

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Cute.

Too bad Rich isn’t on the jury, 'cause that’d make this finale even more entertaining to watch.

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I think all the all-stars will be there, just not voting. You mentioned Susan being there??