My vote goes for “Oink Oink” by Ashtaroth.
Followed closely by “Is that a LEG?”
There were so many fabulous stories in that thread, and I laughed so hard I thought I was going to bust.
Thanks people!
Definitely “Oink Oink”. I am still giggling over it.
Byz and Ayesha’s Pillow fight.
I think is was Byz and Ayesha, but it may be just my hormones talking.
Hmmmmm.
I guess that debate over which sex story is o.k.
Telling the best sex story in this forum isn’t, though. Of course, providing a link to the best sex story wouldn’t be a bad idea, would it? It would sure save me a lot of time! 
If memory serves, it was Byz and Athena, and my hormones were definitely talking in that thread! Woohoo!
It’s hard to remember, because by the time it came to an end, just about every lady on the board was naked and oiled…Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
I thought mine was good. [[[[ahuhuh heeh huhuh hehe]]]]
think about it.
did you have a point to make, or was that just a drive by snide remark?
I went to ask.com & input:
“what is the best sex story on the straight dope message board?” I got Cecils column:
“What’s the difference between Merrie Melodies and Looney Tunes?”