Look…I’m not here for your gay pride parade. I just came over to Fifth Avenue so I can exchange this Banana Republic stretch oxford shirt for a smaller size.
If you are going to have a parade, you mind as well make it more flaming. The Irish get dressed up in green and shamrocks and big Leprechan hats for their parade. Least you can do is do the same.
If the NYPD is going to participate, they should at least wear tight cut-off police uniforms.
As I said, it doesn’t bother me none, but my girlfriend was really disappointed.
Yeah, don’t you guys know how to flame any more? Anybody would think that you were just normal people living your own lives and proud of who you are, just like everybody else!
I wish I had access to the premium content, 'cos The Onion’s “Gay-Pride Parade Sets Mainstream Acceptance Of Gays Back 50 Years” might be both hilarious and on point.
Now here I thought this was an opportunity for people of an “alternative” lifestyle to express their lifestyle choice as flamboyantly as possible in the form of a parade.
Always pointing fingers. Maybe you should ask yourself why you weren’t getting up there and showing them how it’s done. I see plenty of clearly non-Irish people wearing green and getting crazy drunk during the St Patrick’s Day parade; the least you could do is put on some assless chaps and start feeling guys up for the Pride parade. Is that really too much to ask?
Well, first of all I don’t know the rules about jumping into the middle of a parade and don’t want to get in trouble.
Second, I’m not really an assless chaps guy but that’s just me.
I don’t know. Apparently my girlfriend thinks a bunch of shiny guys dancing around to “It’s Raining Men” makes me uncomfortible. It’s not my thing or anything like that but it’s not like I’m worried that their going to spot my straighness, snatch me up and steal me away to their gay hideout or anything like that.
Yeah, they’d fall down, unless you’ve got, well… heh.
My recorder consort played for services at one of our members’ Lutheran church this Sunday. At the end of the service, one of the announcements that people who were going to be marching in the parade should meet out in the parking lot to talk about carpooling, and the people who were going to be manning the booth should meet over to talk timing.
Our leader, who is Catholic, turned to the Lutheran lady and said, “My, but the Lutheran church has changed…”
If there were a lifestyle, you might have a point. As is, I’m merely left wondering the reason for your choice of word (and punctuation) right before that one.
It was really important for you to emphasize that guys aren’t your thing, too. I was all ready to flirt with you…
Hey, my group was wearing cut-offs, and dancing to Dancing Queen, YMCA, and Love Will Keep Us Together, with complete choreography. You don’t get much gayer than that.
Just a tip-make sure you wear plenty of sunscreen with your assless chaps. Because while gay pride should be fabulous, sunburn and skin cancer are most decidely NOT!
