'Allo, 'allo! C’est Batroc ze Leappair again, in combat mortel with Bat Masterson, ze legendary gunfighter and lawman of ze American frontier. Sacre bleu! Who shall emerge ze victor en zis battle terrible?
On ze one hand, c’est Batroc, ze maître de savate, who has ze quick feet and does ze masterful impression of Inspector Clousseau. On ze other hand, we have ze gendarme Bat Masterson, who is packing ze heat and is – how you say in English? – “not a dork.”
Alouette! Gentile Alouette! Who shall survive en this conflagration? Do ze casting of ze votes, mes amis!
In one of the issues of Agent X that Gail Simone wrote, the heroes took on a group of mercenaries out to kill them, including Batroc’s daughter. At one point, Agent X said something like, “You know, meeting you is a great surprise. I never would have dreamed your father was heterosexual!”
Batroc in three seconds. Say what you want about his 'orrible accent…
Savate isn’t anything to laugh at. The man is a darn good fighter, and a decent tactician. The only fault he has is that his teammates keep screwing up.
Bat Masterson, if he’s prepared.
What?
Hmph. Bat Lash could take 'em both without breaking a sweat.
Ah, ze SDMB. Eet does not disappoint!