This is the weirdest goddamn thing I’ve ever seen. A friend of mine and I were walking down Market Street in Chattanooga this evening, and I saw three people running across the street out of the corner of my eye. I turn to look, and I see that it’s three Goth kids (teenagers) - black clothes, black lipstick, black nail polish, pale faces - chasing a kitten across the street.
At first, I thought it belonged to one of them and they were trying to recover it, but then one caught up with it, and snagged it off the ground, holding it between two fingers by one back leg.
The kitten squirmed, then snapped at his fingers, and he cursed and dropped it in the street. The kitten took off toward my side of the street, hotly pursued by the three kids. It got to the curb, and laid down defensively, biting and hissing and scratching at the three of them as they reached for him.
This was too much for me. IT looked to me like they were being cruel to the kitten, so I stepped in, yelled at the first kid to “Cut the shit!,” and I reached down and scooped up the cat.
Now, I may have overreacted to the kids, sure. But it turned out the kitten was a stray and they were chasing it, ostensibly to rescue it. I remained a bit skeptical, remembering how the one guy held the cat, so I told them I’d take care of it.
Now, the weird part. I got back to my hometown, stopped at a local store for kitten food and litter, and drove home.
When I got home, the kitten was not in my car.
I know that what simply had to have happened was that the kitten darted out the driver door either when I got out or when I came out of the store, but I’d swear in a court of law that I saw nothing exit the car (and I was watching for the possibility, by God.) The kitten had clambered down from my lap, and hidden under the passenger seat, where it had hissed at my fingers when I stuck them under there to see where it was.
I got out of the car carefully, watching to see if the cat would dart for the door. I saw nothing. When I came back out, I watched carefully (I thought), as I climbed back in. I SAW NOTHING.
I just searched my car with a flashlight, under the floodlights outside my house, for the fifth time. There is no kitten there.
WHERE THE HELL IS THE KITTY?!