John Kerry charged with DUI

[danceswithcats]

The title says it all.

Apparently a former girlfriend was involved as she purchased the beer he drank before leaving the pub and being arrested.

[SteveG1]

So what? Winston Churchill, Ullysses Grant, Ted Kennedy and George W. Bush and many many many others have been drunk at one time or another too. What's your point?

[Ilsa_Lund]

What, pray tell, are you pitting?

[Atticus Finch]

Ba-doom-tish. Spectacularly lame OP, congratulations.

[iampunha]

danceswithcats has evidently graduated from the Fox News school of Journalism Integritude

[Left Hand of Dorkness]

I suspect people aren't following the link, or if they are, they aren't aware that the presidential candidate's initials are JFK.

Daniel

[RedFury]

Originally Posted by danceswithcats

The title says it all.

Apparently a former girlfriend was involved as she purchased the beer he drank before leaving the pub and being arrested.

This is what passes for wit amongst Bushoviks?

[EddyTeddyFreddy]

"Drink driving"?

I thought it was a typo, the first time, but then it appeared again:

he admitted drink driving along Merrywalks in Stroud on August 11.

[snip]

The court heard that Kerry had be the subject of a previous ban for drink driving in 1996.

Is this a Briticism? A phrase peculiar to Gloucestershire? Although that "had be" has me wondering if perhaps the compositor was guilty of drink writing.

[Brutus]

The Good, The Bad, and The Whooshed.

[Giles]

Originally Posted by Left Hand of Dorkness

I suspect people aren't following the link, or if they are, they aren't aware that the presidential candidate's initials are JFK.

I think it's more worrying that John Kerry is pretending to be 42 years old, and that he has a girlfriend in South Gloucestershire. Does Teresa know about this?

[Left Hand of Dorkness]

Originally Posted by Giles

I think it's more worrying that John Kerry is pretending to be 42 years old, and that he has a girlfriend in South Gloucestershire. Does Teresa know about this?

And "self-employed contract cleaner." What's that, like a hired killer? I bet he's the one that knocked off Vince Foster!

Daniel

[danceswithcats]

Amidst the raging regarding the upcoming election, it was an attempt to introduce the notion that things are not always what they seem at first glance. Apparently that mission failed. My apologies.

[SteveG1]

A contract cleaner? I saw a movie once about a cleaner. His job was to "tidy up the loose ends" if the first hitman screwed up. Kill the mark, the hitman, and ALL possible witnesses (if any). A very bad dude.

[RedFury]

Originally Posted by Brutus

The Good, The Bad, and The Whooshed.

You're right.

Originally Posted by Bush

"I hope you leave here and walk out and say, 'What did he say?''

—George W. Bush, Beaverton, Oregon, Aug. 13, 2004

[Brutus]

Originally Posted by RedFury

You're right...

You really do have some sort of GWB fetish, don't you?

[Lynn Bodoni]

Originally Posted by danceswithcats

Amidst the raging regarding the upcoming election, it was an attempt to introduce the notion that things are not always what they seem at first glance. Apparently that mission failed. My apologies.

In fact, this seems to be rather trollish. Don't make a deceptive thread title again.

Lynn
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