How dare they pussificationalize my whiskey.
Years back they dropped it from 90 to 86, now this. How long until it’s weaker then applejuice?
I tell you, after a hard day of stomping around in cowboy boots and flexing, I need to come home to a nice strong whiskey. A man’s whiskey. Something non-pussified.
In other words, 85 proof or higher. Any less and you’re edging into Pussyland (population: pussy). You can’t expect a man to stomp around on 80 proof whiskey, for crying out loud! That’s pussy talk!
“But Giraffe,” you might say, “why not just drink more?”
That’s the last thing you’ll ever say, if you say that to my face while I’m staring at a bottle of 80 proof whiskey (aka “pussy juice”). Do I look like a pussy? Think carefully, my friend. Think carefully.
Good thing I don’t drink the crap. Wild Turkey or Weller Antique is much better, and 107 proof to boot! 
Wordshh to live by, my frien… hey, I know, we could make our own whishk… hic
I heard this on the radio on the way home. 
Bastards. Pussifying bastards.
I’ll stick to my vanilla vodka, thankyewverymuch.
Now, if they bottled and sold this, I’d buy it.
…What?
Personally, I prefer a good Scotch Whisky to that mash stuff. If I’m on the hunt for a good drunk though, nothing I’ve had yet beats Wray and Nephew Overproof Rum.
MMM…Rum!
And people look at me like I’m crazy when I say it’s crap.
Mmmmmmmm…pussy juice.
Jack Daniel’s. Phhah. Knob Creek rules.
Although I am clearly a fan of the pussification of america <rimshot> this grieves me. I do dearly love Jack- just kicked a bottle of it last night, actually.
Makes the three bottles of the “Old Recipe” I have kicking around a little more valuable!
applauds wildly
Your beer is already piss weak, now your whiskey :eek:
So what’s the difference now between the black and green labels? I don’t drink Jack too often, but was always under the assumption that the green label was along the lines of “Jack Lite”, and lower in proof. Since they’re both equal in proof now, is there a difference?
They need to print instructions on the label, I think… you’re supposed to drink the stuff, not kick it.
Time in barrel. The Green Label is aged 4 years, the Black 5.5 years.
At any age, it’s still shite.
Crap to you. It aint Crown Royal but it’s better than 95% of the stuff out there.
