This is a variation on the “Predict the death of the previous poster” thread.
Make a note of the OP (original poster) and last poster of the thread above this one.
Write a short story on how they fell in love.
If you opened this thread without making those mental notes, don’t worry, just go back and do so.
It doesn’t matter if the partners are same-sex, this is the 00’s right.
Mods: I keep getting ideas for game threads. This conflicts with the rules if I am correct. Therefore, if you tell me “Let your ideas go no further than that stage” (in your own words) I will comply without objection.
“But can’t you see that I love you?” cried RueDeDay, her sapphire orbs glittering with unshed tears.
“And I love you, my love,” said **vunderbob ** in reply, squaring his manly shoulders. His lady love fell weeping against his chest.
“But how can you treat me this way?” she said. “One day we’re making mad, passionate monkey love, the next you’re cold and distant. When we speak, it’s like you’re seeing me again for the first time.”
“Every day a new love for you blooms in my heart,” **vunderbob ** told her. He squinted and gazed off into the distance. After a moment he looked back down, blinking in confusion. “Pardon me, miss, but… what’s your name again?”
As **Rue ** began to beat at his chest in despair, **vunderbob ** found himself regretting his lack of short-term memory.
As ** NoClueBoy** fell through the looking glass down the rabbit hole, Alice-in-Wonderland held out her big strong arms and saved him. How could he help but fall (again?) in love?
He looked deeply into her eyes and asked, “Alice, please, may I bear your children?”
And Alice, freed from the discomfort (since the Lamaze coaches say its not pain) of child birth, went on to a head to head with The Donald, to become the most powerful woman ever ('sept Wonder Woman)
Since NoClueBoy had no clue, he too lived happily ever after.
The End
NoClueBoy was approached by alice_in_wonderland at a party one night.
“NCB! I love you so much, I have been waiting for ages to say that to you! You are the sun and the moon, my darling love!”
NCB stared at her, speechless for a few moments. He hadn’t noticed her previously, and in fact thought that she wasn’t much to look at… and her personality wasn’t exactly what he liked, either.
However, upon thinking about it, he did recall several instances where she’d helped him out with stuff without his asking. She really was a sweet girl, and he did want to explore endless vistas with her. He just didn’t know she felt that way about him… he got all introspective.
Finally, he knew that he couldn’t hold it in any longer. He came to realize that he did in fact love her, and it would never have happened if she hadn’t made the first move… he was notoriously shy around girls, especially those he had a secret affection for.
“alice, all my love will go with you… if only you will be patient with me and love me no matter what!”
She consented, and now they live happily ever after.
“Alas,” sighed Wesley Clark forlornly, as he gazed at his handsome form in the mirror, “will I be forever alone? Will I be forsaken, left adrift on the cruel, tempestuous seas of life? Woe, for I will never, never find my true love! Truly, it is hopeless!” With an anguished cry, he cast himself upon his bed and wept.
Nobody’s posted to Wesley Clark’s thread on the military yet, so…
“How long have I sought thee. Under every rock, behind every waterfall, in the smile of every child. Thine love hast burned a flaming hole in mine heart. Do not play the tyrant!”
“Why shouldst I scorn thee? Beest thou man or woman, I only started living because of thee. Come, let us play in the meadow, and sing, and talk of times past.”
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