I’m new to SDMB, and I just wanted you all to know that I am absolutely, irretrievably, undeniably in love with the most wonderful man in the world. And the best part is that he loves me back. WOW! 
Aw shucks.
You promised you wouldn’t tell anyone about us.
Thanks for the reply Rico. I won’t feel quite so dejected about the lack of response to my first thread now… 
… you?
YOU?
Why d’ye think I’ve been avoiding running nekkid here for the last few days?
evlkitty, love, tell me he’s got you confused with someone else. Someone without that lovely twitching motion your left eyelid makes when you’re surprised. Someone who has a mole on her left shoulder, not her right.
Someone who doesn’t enjoy a good game of hackysack.
Or did you … were you not fulfilled?
It’s me, isn’t it?
I can take it if it is. Just be honest.
[sub]I never liked hackysack anyway.[/sub]
Wait… does love waive the initiation ritual? No? GET IN THE CAR! We’re going to Unca’ Cecil’s Petting Zoo, Aquarium and Utensil Factory!
HEY!
Leave my evlkitty alone!
Come with me, little one. Let me escort you into the squidroom…er…bedroom. There’s plenty of goats…er…things for us to do in there.
I read this as something completely different at first glance… :eek:
Where, WHERE, is Drain Bead’s .sig when you need it?
evlkitty, have you been drinking again? No matter. Hold this.
No, not that way, like this. Yes, that’s right. Got a good grip on it? Ok, hang on.
- dammit, where is that vat of chipotle seasoned bacon grease? *
Welcome! And congratulations!
:: listens to reports from Initiation Complex ::
:: ponders metaphor of “jumping in at the deep end” ::
Sure it’s all good now.
But then you’ll find something you don’t like and you’ll try to change him. And he’ll go along with it. Then you’ll find something else wrong. And you’ll change him again. Repeat a few more times.
Then you’ll tell him a few years later “You’re not the man I fell in love with.”
You know Hampshire, I keep looking for something I want to change about him, but it just isn’t presenting itself.
I know what you’re talking about, but this is not that.
I thought WOW had died. There’s a gravestone out here that reads “Here lies the remains of a WOW.”
A MOM on her back?
That’s how it starts, yes.
Ok then … evlkitty, on your back. Here, give me that back first.
Posting because your title promised WOW but does not deliver. Change to mean just you.
True, I only meant WOW in the most selfish of ways. I wanted my first thread to be some deep, thought provoking statement or question to ponder, but all I could think of at the time was “WOW…” and I wanted to tell the world. So there it is.
Welcome from another Coloradan!
Does the perfect man have an older brother…or single father? Oh, and I probably live close enough to make good on the pie!
Happy to see you floating about a foot above the ground…what a feeling!