From 1010 WINS, the folks who brought you “he’s a one-man woman”—
(1010 WINS) CAPE MAY COURT HOUSE, N.J. No prison time for a Vineland man who failed to apply enough sunscreen to his 12-year-old sun.
<non-PC joke that may require some thought ahead>
I wonder if the child is an albino midget?
Buh-da-dum.
Oh.
My.
God.
Read again . . .
Pssst. How else might you refer to an albino midget?
Caucasian little person? 
Albino Midget = White Dwarf = Sun
Ah. OK, whooshed over my non-astronomical head.
(Bad Astronomer, come back—all is well!)
So these two theoretical astrophysicists walk into a bar…
…but the third one manages to duck.
No, no, no! The third one distorts the time-space continuum so as to avoid it.
Brilliant!
Three Stooges line:
“I’m Brown, from the Sun.”
“Shouldn’t you stay inside more?”
You see, Brown is a reporter from the Sun newspaper and …
Never mind.
What’s the kid’s name: Sol?
Well, at least he’s got…
Dammit, Rufus Xavier.
No, no, no… Sol is a yellow… oh never mind, I don’t want to appear racist!
plus I forgot what classification Sol is in 
Just ignore the small print… 
G7, I believe…
Oh, be a fine girl, kiss me.
Well, when you put it THAT way…
SMOOTCH!
- sigh *
Oops, I forgot to mention…
I’m a boy…
Is it still OK???
Now that I think about it, it might be a G3. I’ll have to go check.
Gotta stop drinkin’ and postin’
Our Sun is spectral class G2V