Another of life’s little mysteries solved!
Hmmmm!
I think I’ll take up bingo!
Wait… wait… shudders NO. I mean… NO. Because the people who actually go to bingo…
My grandmother plays bingo!
Bingomygod! :eek:
Did you sign up astro?
I’ve played bingo and the most exciting thing that’s happened was when someone hit the $30,000 jackpot at the end of the evening. Alas, it was not I.
FREE Bingo??? WHERE do I sign UP???
Gives a whole new meaning to “rolling the balls”, don’t it?
:: d & r ::
Tripler
Oh, oh, ohhhh sixty two!
My ex did all that except she called her bowling night.
Hmmm. It seems like you were one of the last to find out about this um, outlet. I have done hundreds of old ladies over the years in the back room of the bingo parlor over the years and I am only 31. They always raise their arms and scream “BINGO!, BINGO!” when you are doing it just right. You have to shower before you get home though because you will have the telltale stamp marks all over your body.
Shouldn’t that be sixty-nine?
Only if you aren’t limber enough. :eek:
Bingorgy…eweeeeeee
Ha! You’re still playing “Bingo”?
You ought to get yourself down to your local Bowls Club. There’s some clever wrist action going on down there. And if you’re into the really nasty stuff…
…Bridge
Mine too. Or at least she claims that’s where she’s going…
I’ll be showing her my O face.
I’ve always wondered what really goes on at tupperware parties.
“There was a farmer had a dog and…”
Oh…that just makes it worse doesn’t it :eek:
What do you get when you put tab A16 into slot N54?
OOOOoooohhh69!
Bingo isn’t all old ladies. A number of young women go along with older relatives and friends. When my fire company ran bingo as a fund raiser, there was no trouble getting the young single guys to help.
You’ve never been to a topless (hostess only) tupperware party? I have. The hostess, a former minor porn star, wihpped out her rather tremendous rack to compare herself to the boob cake TheLadyLion made in her honor. She had all kinds of useful tips such as which container was best for condoms and which was suitable for storing your dildos under the bed so they don’t get lint all over them.