Can God create a rock so big that he cannot lift it?

[Ilsa_Lund]

Can he microwave a burrito so hot that even he cannot eat it?

Can he roll, like, a totally righteous doobie, like, so, like, phat that even he could totally not smoke it?

Could he create ignorance so stubborn that even he could not dispel it?

Could he make a cup of coffee so strong he could not drink it?

Could he make pie so tasty that he could not eat another bite?

Could he make Vegemite so salty he could not eat it?

Could he make a trench in the ocean so deep that he could not visit it? Just once? In 1960? For 20 minutes?

[Cisco]

Could he write an OP repeated so many times no one would respond to it?


_{Oops, guess not}

[Liberal]

I'd be satisfied if He just made coffee filters that are easy to separate.

[Dijon Warlock]

Oh, come ON, Lib!

Get real.

[Liberal]

Yeah, I just thought I might as well shoot for the moon.

[MrFantsyPants]

Could he make a bulletin board so addictive that even he couldn't get anything else done?

Could he make himself so imaginary that even he didn't believe in him.

[shijinn]

can he create a sword so powerful that he can commit seppuku?

[Gyrate]

Could he create ignorance so stubborn that even he could not dispel it?

I think this one's been conclusively proven already.

[Shirley Ujest]

A monkey so strong that he could not get it off His back?

[Fuji Kitakyusho]

Could he create another god?

Slings bag of wrenches back over shoulder.

[Annie-Xmas]

Can he make a phone cord that will not tangle?

[whole bean]

ehhh . . . well sir of course, he could, but then again . . uh . . . wow, as melon scratchers go that's a honey doodle . . .

[Ponder Stibbons]

Could He make an argument so compelling He could not refute it?










In GD?

[msmith537]

Could he take a crap so big even he couldn't flush it?

[Zebra]

Zebra's nephew: Can He-Man beat up Jesus?

Zebra: Yes he could, but he wouldn't do that.