Ah, Ilsa_Lund, you fucking LIAR!

Don’t talk shit little boy. You neither killed your cat or were installing a new bowl. Oh wait! with an IQ of 214, perhaps you were! While in Ireland! Or New Zealand! Or between Races in your career as a Championship Driver! Or while at college when you were 12! Who knows?

Me. You’re a fucking liar kid. And stop arguing with people who know their shit back to front (Colibri). Stick to being in the waste of bandwidth Doper Brat crowd where I can’t see you. And stop following Diogenes around with your tongue in his arse, ditto for Moderators. You’re that little human ratboy in cartoons that follows the fucking bad guy around going ‘yes boss’.

And think on: The Beatles are not the be all and end all of everything, and Showgirls is an entertaining Hollywood film with shitty acting, not the pinnacle of irony in modern film.

Step outside your bedroom, try and talk your parents into letting you out once in a while, and breathe the fresh air. And stop living in a bullshit land of make believe. Liar. Give me a break.

Whoa there, pardner. Your post may be your cite, but it ain’t your link. Some context for this rant would be nice.

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=290260

Post #7.

Does not ring true. Attention whoring ‘woe is me’ post. With a questionable subject.

I think it was a joke. At least it read like one, to me.

I’m sort of thinking a big wooosh is in order for you. To me, it looks like Ilsa was parodying the “same thing happened to me” posts above his.

I firmly reserve the right to change my opinion of this, pending more info from Ilsa_Lund

I’ve no idea about the veracity of Ilsa’s posts but should one ever have the ambition of getting a rise out of folks, all you need do is talk about fucking with a cat. This struck me as gentle prodding in that direction but again I’ve no experience with his regular demeanor.

A weird story
An unsettling story.

But not unbelievable.

Can’t you find better evidence with which to pit Ilsa?

Hmmm. Let’s barge into a MPSIMS thread about cute cat mishap with a bogus story about kitten brains all over the shower curtains. Only in the Dimension of Pain would that be considered funny. Or even remotely tasteful. In this universe, I’d call it “being a jerk”.

Theres more to my OP than the Cat story. It would appear to me everything he says is bullshit. Plus the arselicking of Mods that gets on my tits.

I haven’t the time to trawl for cites for everything thats started pissing me off again over the last couple of months. Sorry about that cite fans. Take it or leave it, thats the OP.

OR maybe he reversed “My kitten fell in my toilet” into “My toilet fell on my kitten” as a joke, not realizing that anyone could possibly think it was meant to be taken as a serious anecdote.

Oh give me a break. Ilse posted to a thread about a kitten falling in a toilet with an obviously joke story about a toilet falling on a kitty. Ya know…the same thing…but reversed? Hence the nevermind at the end???

How funny you find that is up to you…I think there have been funnier things on SDMB. But sheesh…it was a joke. Obviously. If you really have a problem with his fondness for the Beatles or Showgirls, I really think you could find a better pretext to bring it up.

You may have thousands of cites to back up your claims against Ilsa_Lund, but it dosn’t change the fact that your original statement is complete bullshit.

Thanks for the compliment.

I don’t wish to get drawn into this fight. However, I would like to state for the record that I don’t recall arguing with Ilsa to any great extent. While he has some tendency to overstate his expertise, when he makes an error in GQ and is called on it he will admit it (at least in my experience). You may be confusing Ilsa with Blake.

I make no judgement as to Ilsa’s behavior anywhere but in GQ, since I don’t hang out in the other forums all that much.

And what, by repeating in a rant what he’s said in posts, and you calling it bullshit, does that not prove my point?
You want to suck his dick, go for it.

Ilsa_Lund is a guy?

yes, with a girl’s name, he had it in his sig forever, it might be replaced with that doperbrat crap now.

Shh! You’ll upset Nocturnal_Tick!

On the one hand, I recognized Ilsa’s post as an obvious joke. On the other, I thought it a fairly tasteless one.

I can’t say I’ve registered enough of his other posts (or at least not to the extent that I could identify them as his) to form an overall opinion of him. And I too am too lazy to do a search.

So I say: Meh. <waves hand vaguely>

He’s a Showgirls defender. That should tell you all you need to know.

:slight_smile:

Cat brains are one thing but man, that’s just too fucked up.