What the fuck is your problem? You seem to go about randomlypitting people for their involvement in situations that you have no stake in. I mean, I know it must be difficult for you to scrape your drunken, offensively odored, anarchy in the UK ass of the floor of your flat for a real life, but do you have to go around demeaning other people’s sexuality?
O.K., apparently you do. But can we ratchet up the reading comprehension levels beyond that of dead squirrel? That’s at least twice that you’ve pitted people because you took a joke they made seriously, not understanding the humor. I can understand that. Once, there was this Dilbert strip I didn’t get, so I went over to Scott Adams house in the middle of the night, dragged his pansy white ass out of bed and started kicking the shit out of him for making a joke I didn’t understand. Oh, wait. No I didn’t. Because I’m not. a. fucking. tool.
So what is it about Kaitlyn that makes you feel you need to belittle her for something she can’t help, snotstain? You seem to want to be the self appointed one-trick-pony vigilante. So you keep pitting people you think are one trick ponies. There’s some kind of pot/kettle irony here, but I can’t quite put my finger on it. Yeah, I guess intravenous Guinness will do that to a person’s brain. So when you can stay sober for more than a day and stop being a fucking asshole to people for being different from you, then maybe you can play with the big boys. Until then, kindly shut the fuck up?
Ilsa, you’re just mad because paulbeserker took you to school in the second linked thread. Granted, it was Dumbshit School, and paul only took you there to show you his desk and the picture he drew, but the point still remains: paul is a dumbshit.
Ha! Something annoys me, I take it to the Pit. Now, little Ilsa_Lund, you can win Brownie points all you want with the little sacred cows here, but for me you can fuck right off. Don’t even pretend to assume you know what i’m like. I’ve taken, ooh, 3 people into the Pit in 4 years here and 1500 odd posts, including you twice because you’re a little arse licking liar shitbag.
Obviously this makes me a one trick pony. Perhaps I should spend more time doing pissy little drive by one line posts complimenting Mods and people I find fascinating because I’ll never meet someone like them in my limited social sphere of me, and sometimes my parents if they’re back from work when I get up. Perhaps then other Dopers will consider me ‘A good Doper’, part of the wonderful Liberal lets all be super PC crowd nice to each other because, hey. we’re all the cream of the crop here.
And listen son, I live in a nice big house, not a flat. Or my Mums basement. It doesn’t smell. I drink Lager. My social life is something you can only dream of as you wank away to Verhoeven films in your dimly lit room, with your pasty potato white skin glowing in the dark.
‘My love for you is ticking clock!’ I suggest you go back and read my last pitting and prove what I was saying was wrong. Twat.
Never said anything about goring the sacred cows here. I mean wow, you really took me to town didn’t you?
Pissant pits me, I retaliate with what I know of him. He assumed to know of me, I assume right back. But I’m willing to bet i’m a fuck load more accurate. Now run along sillybollocks, aren’t there some other threads you could be pointlessly drivelling on in?
Nah, you’re more fun. You use words like sillybollocks and put quotation marks around words to make cheap shots. I’m hoping someday I can be as clever as you.
that the thing Harborwolf, he wasn’t using the quotation marks to make cheap shots about her sexuality. While it certainly does look like he was, but I’m sure it was more likely a cheapshot at her *referencing *her sexuality all the time.
Hey! Check it out! It’s all about you again isn’t it? I clicked on your sig after what Yojimbo said. All I had to see was the number of posts. Do I need to click on it to clock its you and lissener creaming over Showgirls and Starship Troopers?
And what does the above thread where I pit someone that has nothing whatsoever to do with you have to do with you? As for my first post in this thread, I call it like I see it. Omniscience has fuck all to do with it, although it is one of my powers.
So, what rating does your skin have on the Maris Piper scale anyway?
