I dunno, how does your liver rate on the Roma scale?
What’s that meant to mean?
Its the consistency of a coral reef I would imagine. Anything else you’d like to get off your chest about me, or are we done here little man? One day, when you grow up and finally leave that basement/dorm room/wherever the fuck, you may find its fun to have a life outside a computer or DVD player. (yawn)
BTW I ask about the Roma thing because you say
If you are doing what I think you’re doing then can I ask you what is it about Roma people that makes you feel like you can imply they are drunks for something they can’t help, namely being Roma?
Kind of a cuntish thing to imply if you ask me.
I may just be a cuckoo lurking in the trees, but I wonder about this, too, Ms. Lund.
Sighhh. He asked me how my skin rated on the ‘Maris Piper’ scale, a nonsensical reference to a breed of potatoes and the supposed color of my skin. I replied with a similarly nonsensical reference about a random organ of his and it’s resemblance to a strain of tomatoes, the Roma. I’m a guy.
Guess we don’t get a reply now you’re being accused of insinuating Romani people are all alcoholics?
Weasel your way out of that little man.
Oh how the ironing is delicious…
Cool. Sorry about taking you up wrong. My knee is set to fast action 
If the “I’m a guy” thing is about me saying cuntish then once again I have to reiterate that over here “cunt” is basically a sexless insult nowadays. In fact it’s probably used against males more than women. The Liffey ref in your location made me think you were in Ireland BTW and so I assumed you’d know that.
His last post wasn’t there when I replied. Roma tomatoes? Snappy comeback! Who ever heard of those? Bullshit weaselling.
Fucking moron. Roma fucking tomatoes. Dumbass.
Anyway, my location is a reference to Joyce’s Finnegans Wake and I was telling Sweeney, Astray that I’m a guy, as he referred to me as ‘Ms.’
Sorry about the gender confusion. Won’t do that again- it might be dangerous in these parts. You see, I don’t get down from the trees very often.
I’m assuming, though, Yojimbo that ‘Dying by the Liffey’ might be a reference to your man, Sunny Jim. As in ‘Anna Liffey’, with the ‘Plurabelle’s to be!’
Well colour me ignorant you little fucking cunt, i’ve honestly never heard of Roma Tomatoes.
I’m sure you’ll sit back on your smug fucking arse about that one. Ever thought about becoming a stand up comedian?
I picked up a Finnegans Wake once. Read the first few pages and put it back down very slowly.
Very nicely done, Giraffe; I laughed out loud at this one.
My copy of Ulysses says this about Finnegans Wake: “(it) goes beyond even Ulysses in its challenge to readers”.
Having considered Ulysses impossible, I am not in any rush to buy anything that is even more difficult to read.
Err, carry on. Some top dollar invective spinning around here over some fairly minor shit, IMHO.
I thought about that. If it were a misunderstanding, he should just friggin say that it was and bask in the apologies instead of getting pissier about the whole thing.
Then there’s this bit that I got when I asked directly.
To my enlightened liberal eyes :rolleyes: it sounds as if he were trying to be insulting. Maybe not as serious as it was taken to be, but insulting nonetheless.
Methinks Paul likes flinging shit better than simply talking.
I don’t think ‘you’ will ever be considered a ‘good Doper’. You’re simply too much of a ‘rebel’ for all of us ‘squares’. Perhaps if you spent less time ‘telling it like it is’ and more time patting other people ‘on the back’, you’d be more ‘popular’, but at what cost?
Evidently, I’m not down with the kids.
Ilsa_Lund, a straw poll of people I went out with last night (Dopers and Non Dopers alike) revealed that nobody had ever heard of Roma Tomatoes. And even if they had, how the fuck does a tomato look like a liver, alcohol damaged or not? Wanker.
I don’t have a dog in this fight, but by god I will not have tomatoes besmirched. Roma tomatoes are not a rare item. They are popular because they are firm and meaty, and don’t have a lot of juice.
It’s poor logic to assume that because YOU haven’t heard of them, no one could have done. Your straw poll results surprise me. Roma tomatoes are also sometimes called plum tomatoes, but I thought Roma was the more common appelation.