Ilsa_Lund... Have you been sniffing glue?

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=234343

Wow, just wow. And you dare to call my on my posts when you say retarded shit like this? What a abomination of a post, punctuation and intelligence wise. Note that I’m not saying I am perfect, and that I won’t make errors, but LOOK AT THAT!

Ilsa, I just thought I’d call you on this post. Because you seem to think that regardless of what I post, or the fact that I promise to change(and I am), you should call me on it, with lots of ad hominems.

Well, it’s about time we get a rivalry on these here boards!

Looked to me as if she were mocking the OP there.

Lame.

That’s a good point. Or it would be, if Ilsa’s post wasn’t so obviously mocking the OP.

On preview: What Mac Guffin said. Damn.

HAY LADY! I’ve been pitted! I’m gonna print it out and send it home to mother! She’ll hang it on the fridge and tell all the company about it!
But really, assmaster. Are you so fucking dense you couldn’t tell I was making fun of the OP there? Now I admit to having started some Pit threads on shaky grounds, but this is the lamest pitting I have ever seen. You pitted me on a mocking post in a thread that had two replies?

What the fuck does that mean?
If you change, good for you. I’ll leave you alone. I don’t follow you around, beating your ass. I haven’t even posted anything about you in days. Hell, we could be good friends.

Ok, you can now return to your mental masturbation of a Pit thread.

Is that the sound of a train about to be wrecked I hear?

Ilsa is a he, btw.

A 17 yr old Phd candidate specializing in lizardness and Hitchcock. He likes Gamebot, foreign cars, and long walks on the beach.

Kurdt is also a guy.

A 27/9 yr old songwriter who sells real estate to make ends meet. He likes NASA, Italian food, and long walks on the beach.

NoBlueBoy, I love you, man. What the fuck is Gamebot?:smiley:

It was a parody, you moron.

Nice backpedaling, fella.

I serious doubt you’d ever accept me, because

previously, I offered to wholeheartedly change for you, but you wouldn’t accept it. That doesn’t sound like someone who’s willing to let someone change.

Stop pulling out the martyr attack. You opened a pit thread that was hilariously uncalled for, and when you get called on it, you complain about how you’re not being allowed to change? Please.

Dude, I don’t need to backpedal. You keep this pitting up and I’ll ending up (verbally) kicking your ass from here to Pomona. If you change wholeheartedly, I’ll welcome you with… ummm… some arms.

I’m still having a hard time believing that Kurdt Kobain is 27 or 29 years old.

Oh look, the circle jerk begins.

I think we need to get Barbara Streisand out here in a leather dominatrix outfit to sing showtunes while she provides the whipping for Kurdt’s martyrdom.:smiley:

And, the Jerk of the Night is…
Damn, give it a rest. Thin ice and all that, you know?

He’s touching my pee pee

Kurdt, if you truly want to change, the Pit isn’t the place to do it. You’re sliding right back to the behavior that got your ass kicked in the last go-round.

You’ve got a choice at this point:

  1. Stop replying in this thread, stop claiming you’re changing while falling back into bad old patterns, and go make positive contributions in other forums; or

  2. Keep swinging and missing in this futile, pointless fight you’ve started, dig yourself deeper into the rut of your previous egocentric blundering, and get your head handed to you.

News flash: The SDMB is not all about you. No matter how much you drag yourself, sooner or later, into every discussion.

Kurdt In a past thread someone suggested you lie-low if you want to change.

I suggest no direct negative contact with other dopers, no pit threads about dopers (even if they deserve one). Try to be understanding, thick-skinned. Reply to a flame with a lighthearted joke.

Actions speak louder than words, Kurdt.