…someone is ripping off an old Van Halen video and making it into a thread.
Right now … someone is looking at the second post in this thread.
Right Now:
Cubic Zirconium Dave is thinking about the good old days and wishing he could afford some Cabo Wabo.
Right Now…Valerie Bertinelli is wondering what happened to her career.
Right Now…Someone is disagreeing with this sentence.
But not…right NOW!
Right now… I’m wondering what the hell you people are talking about.
Right now… I’m going with the flow. 
Right now…I’m SMSing a Dominatrix 
Wonder what she wants 
Right now someone is watching “Not Another Teen Movie” and thinking about deficating on someone’s chest.
Right now, I just realized there really is only one way to rock. sigh Damn, that’s a depressing thought.
I don’t feel tardy.
Right now…get back to work, you slackers!
Right now… I am at home, punk.
Right now…I just got home…Punk…
Right now…I am thinking of Scotty from Star Trek.
I have no idea why …not right now.
Right now… I’m listening to Bowling For Soup make a reference to Van Halen.
Right now…
I’m procrastinating like hell and wishing I hadn’t quit smoking.
Right now…I’m doing nothing of any importance or interest whatsoever.
Right now . . . someone is thinking of Crystal Pepsi, how much it sucked, and all the fun they had in 1993.