With this post, I shall have reached the milestone of 3,000 posts.
In honor of the occasion, I have an open invitation to all Dopers:
Go ahead and ask me a question, about anything under the sun.
Feel free to ask whatever you want, except that which is prohibited under board rules.
All right, begin!
What are the three words ending in gr…oh wait, can’t ask that.
what do you intend for your 3,001 post?
What will next week’s Powerball numbers be?
Who is Keyser Soze?
You shot who in the what now?
Respond to your post.
If I tell you, how much of a percentage will I get?
What is ‘under’ the sun exactly?
Kevin Spacey. Doesn’t everyone know that by now?
clayton_e- I will tell you, but only if given immunity from prosecution.
glee- More than you’d want to know.
I originally used this screen name on a Hawaiian messageboard.
Not that I know of.
Why do you have 3,000 posts from Feb 2003 and I have 2,500 + from July 2004??? (When I actually started posting and not lurking.)
Because I tend to post at a much slower rate than you, of course, largely due to 1) time issues, and 2) interests in posting at a certain time.
Perhaps my question should have been: why am i on here so much?? :smack:
Q. What advice would you give Wile E. Coyote* concerning the catching of the Road Runner?
Do people take you seriously yet? 
Who is your lieutenant governor? I hear it’s a figurehead position with good pay; can I run for it?
What is better than honor?