:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
Just who do you think you are to talk to me like that, Stranger?I wouldn’t walk into your place of employment or your house and talk to you that way. :mad: :mad:
Surprising how the lack of details actually ADDS to the story, huh?
The version I like best is: “I don’t come over to where you’re working and slap the dick out of your mouth!”
For mixed or young company, this can be changed to “I don’t come over to where you’re working and tell you how to make the pizza!”
Apply as needed.
Do I come by when you’re working and jump up and down on the end of the bed?
Another stellar example of synergy between an OP and an OP’s screen name.
Thanks for sharing.
I hope it wasn’t something I said.
Doesn’t anyone here keep up on current events? Barnaby Stranger is a 40 year old professor of quantum paleo-anthropology at Auburn State Ag. Tech in WA. There have been numerous local reports, picked up recently by Routers, that Stranger is wanted for questioning in a series of incidents where someone, presumably Stranger, has walked into an area business not shown the proper respect to the workers. According the WA State Whisperer, Stranger focuses his attention on workers that are clearly confused, incoherent, or otherwise low functioning.
It’s all in the detail-to-smiley ratio.
Well, you shouldn’t have pissed me off. Dick.
Is your nickname Angry?
One of my coworkers uses the phrase “Why is your mouth open and my dick not in it?” frequently upon hearing foolish or idiotic ramblings. Ahhh, what a workplace…
Coach McGuirk: Hey pal, I don’t bother you at your job.
Brendan Small: But, I don’t have a job…
McGuirk: I don’t go down to the bus terminal and pee on the seats while you’re trying to clean them. Because you work there. Get it?
Small: What?
We all know corruption is inevitable…
See, this thread reminds me of a teenaged boy who, as he is about to get laid, ejaculates into his BVDs before he can get his pants off. We could have had a good thread, or even a great thread. We could have been regaled with a tale of an encounter with a rude stranger. There could have been details shared in a witty manner and delightfully creative curses and insults. People could have rushed in to defend the stranger, others the OP. We could have had a multi-page meltdown.
Instead, we get emotocon spuge.
Thats- MISTERStupid to you Sonny Boy
Wait, this isn’t a pitting of Stranger on a train?
:: fires a blast from an oddly new-looking 1920s Style Death Ray in Strinka’s direction ::
Somebody call Euthanasiast to get in here and spice this up a little.
I don’t have a friggin clue what the hell is going on but keep bringin it. This stuff is hilarious!!!
No. That was a decent movie.